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 Chapter 1: The world is tough, it is better to lie down
 The Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty.
 In the twelfth month of the year, spring is still early and the north wind blows up the heavy snow.
 Nanshanbuzhou, Yanliang Town.
 Yanliang Town is located in the mountains, and because there are salt mines in the mountains, there are endless caravans coming and going.
 Among them, [Shen’s Pawnshop] is located on Hefeng Street in the west corner of the town. The shop is not large, but the pawn business does not advocate extravagance.
 The sun was just rising and the pawnshop was already open early.
 In addition to the porter who maintains order, the clerk who is responsible for miscellaneous chores, and the court attendant who identifies the value of goods, there is also a young man behind the counter.
 The young man was no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, with a fair complexion. He was lying in a recliner reading a book.
 In front of me, a fine purple clay teapot was warming up, along with three taels of kumquats, a handful of red dates, and small, reddish sweet potatoes...
 A mynah bird with shiny black feathers was perched on the young man's shoulder, staring at the peanuts. It tried to get closer to the stove several times but was driven away by the heat.
 "Ah~ I'm hungry. I'm hungry."
 Mynah birds are eloquent and are a unique species among birds that can learn human language.
 "Don't make trouble."
 The young man patted the starling's head, pointed at the page with interest and talked to himself.
 "It is said in Caotang Miscellaneous Notes that night market vendors occasionally receive blood-stained silver ingots, which must be spent within three days, otherwise they will bleed to death from all seven orifices."
 "I heard that it was distributed by the gambling addicts who died unjustly."
 The young man turned over and asked the old official who was sitting at the counter not far away.
 "Mr. Wang, does the money-giving ghost really exist?"
 "Young Master, I... can't say for sure. Anyway, I haven't seen it with my own eyes."
 Wang Donglin smiled awkwardly and shook his head. He was already in his sixties or seventies, and had been working as an appraiser of antiques in a pawn shop for forty years.
 The customers coming in and out of the pawnshop were not surprised at all, as they all knew that the only son of the pawnshop owner Shen Hansheng, Shen Lian, had a strange personality.
 Shen Lian stayed in the lobby of the pawn shop all day doing nothing.
 Although he was born intelligent, his teacher praised him as a top scholar after only three years in private school. However, he was not interested in a career in politics. Even now, his teacher still couldn't help sighing when he mentioned Shen Lian.
 It seems that Shen Lian’s greatest interest is to stay in the pawnshop, tasting new tea from all over the place and killing time.
 And, play with the starling.
 "Young Master, someone is living as a hundred-year-old jade pendant, the quality is average."
 Old Wang turned around and handed over the jade pendant. The clerk handed it to Shen Lian attentively. The latter pretended to play with it for a while, but lost interest after a while.
 "kindness."
 Shen Lian threw the jade pendant into the air, and the mynah bird flew over and grabbed it.
 "Ah ah ah."
 The starling cleared his throat and said loudly: "It's pure cotton bean-type Nanshan jade, 78 years old, worthless stuff, ah~"
 The customers in the pawnshop started to make a noise, trying to get the myna to say something again.
 The starling glanced at them with disdain and hit Shen Lian on the head with its beak until the latter threw out a few burnt red-skinned peanuts.
 The mynah bird raised by Shen Lian is also a wonder in the pawn shop.
 Shen Lian had been hanging around in the pawn shop for a long time, but he didn't seem to have developed any ability to appraise treasures. However, he taught my dear mynah bird the ability to distinguish antique calligraphy and paintings.
 Once, a nobleman offered a hundred taels of silver to buy the starling, but was rejected by Shen Lian.
 The other party did not force it. An ordinary starling is considered to have a long life if it lives for more than seven years, and Shen Lian's starling is over ten years old, which is equivalent to a centenarian.
 "Come on, come on."
 A familiar customer brought an antique from home and took the opportunity to touch the starling's head.
 "Little starling, how about taking a look at my ancestral snuff bottle?"
 The starling flapped its wings and fled in a hurry, using its beak to hit the head of the familiar customer repeatedly, "Ah~ bastard, call me Master Ba, call me Master Ba!"
 "Hahaha, Master Ba, can you please have a look?"
 The regular customer was not angry at all, he opened his palm and took out the snuff bottle.
 "This snuff bottle is a rare item. It smells extremely fishy when used to smoke dry tobacco."
 The so-called snuff bottle is usually made of porcelain and is specifically used to store tobacco powder.
 The starling moved closer to take a look, and the moment its claws touched the snuff bottle, the collapsed Shen Lian sat up, and man and bird looked at each other.
 "Big money!"
 Shen Lian secretly called out to his career panel, and suddenly countless streams of information surged in front of him.
 [Snuff bottle appraisal completed, court experience +0.7%] [Jun kiln slightly flawed snuff bottle, years]
 [Chaofeng reaches 90.2%, martial arts points +1]
 Shen Lian chuckled and murmured in his heart: "A small snuff bottle actually has so much experience, professional advancement is just around the corner."
 【Shen Lian】
 [Martial Arts: None]
 【Points: 9】
 [Occupation: Court Official (90.2%)]
 【Related: Myna】
 [Magic Power: Wisdom Eye]
 【Wisdom Eyes: Can easily identify antique calligraphy and paintings less than 500 years old.】
 .........
 It has been six years since Shen Lian traveled to this world. The original owner died of a cold caused by freezing, so he took advantage of him for nothing.
 He has always been cautious in his words and actions, and Shen Hansheng just thought that his only son had calmed down after his serious illness.
 Three years ago, Shen Hansheng asked Shen Lian to follow Mr. Wang to see antique calligraphy and paintings to improve his eyesight, and accidentally activated the golden finger [Career Panel].
 The first person to take office is [Chao Feng], who refers to the [appraiser of treasures] in ancient pawnshops.
 As for why Chao Feng is associated with the myna, it is purely a requirement of the profession panel. It seems that every profession must be bound to an object.
 Whether dead or alive.
 Shen Lian simply used it on the mynah bird he had raised for seven years. As a result, after the Chaofeng profession derived the magical power of wisdom eyes, both the man and the bird could use this magical power.
 This creates an extremely spiritual Baye.
 The advantage is that starlings are not limited by their lifespan, but the disadvantage is that they chatter every day and are extremely noisy, making people wish they could tie up their beaks.
 Shen Lian was sometimes very curious. What would happen if the objects he bound were inanimate objects? Would the tables, chairs, and benches start talking? 
 "Ah~ Master Ba wants to reward people according to their merits!"
 "It's so annoying."
 The sharp neighing of the starling echoed in the pawnshop, and Shen Lian hurried to feed it.
 It caused bursts of laughter.
 Shen Lian took a closer look at the snuff bottle, then handed it back to the regular customer, "What a treasure! If you pawn it to a pawnshop..."
 "No, no, I just wanted to show it to Master Ba. Ha, it's amazing."
 "Ah~"
 The regular customer nodded, and seeing that the morning market was already open, he walked away.
 "Goodbye."
 After Shen Lian watched the regular customer go away, he lay back in his chair and couldn't help muttering in his heart.
 "What is the basis for the amount of experience gained during the appraisal? I still don't understand it."
 "Someone sent me a 200-year-old snuff bottle a few days ago. It was made of jade. Why didn't they provide any professional experience?"
 "Too metaphysical."
 "The progress of Chaofeng has reached 100%, and the magical power of Wisdom Eyes should be promoted. However, due to the limitations of the profession, it is really meaningless."
 For every 10% increase in Chao Feng's career progress, he would gain one martial arts point, which he estimated could be used to improve the level of his internal and external skills.
 Unfortunately, the pawnshop's martial arts are rather rudimentary, just a few moves of wielding sticks and swords, and are not recognized by the professional panel at all.
 As for the martial arts school.
 In fact, Shen Hansheng had been helping Shen Lian find a martial arts school two and a half years ago.
 However, all the martial arts schools in Yanliang Town have gang backgrounds, and someone dies in them every now and then.
 The most outrageous thing is that in the Nanshan Martial Arts School that was destroyed not long ago, there were only thirty or forty disciples and coaches living in it, but the government office found 175 fresh corpses.
 There were rumors that it was a ghost, but a large number of corpses couldn't just appear out of thin air, right? It was probably a gang fight, and the government deliberately downplayed the impact.
 "The world is dangerous. It is really difficult to move forward without martial arts skills."
 Although Shen Lian is very satisfied with his current wealthy life, he still has to consider self-protection.
 "When the old man sells all the antiques and returns to Yanliang Town, the progress of the Chaofeng profession will be almost 100%. Yes, the points are enough."
 If you can't avoid the struggle in the underworld, just earn enough points to take shortcuts.
 "If I join a martial arts school, maybe I can become a warrior?"
 (End of this chapter)
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 People in the mountains become immortals. I am in the mountains, so I became an immortal! 
 Gu Yuanqing, who was reincarnated as a bastard of a royal family, had no talent for spiritual practice and thought he would live his life as a rich man. 
 However, because the grandson of Prince Gu mistakenly abducted a royal princess who was in the weak stage of Grandmaster Realm as a gift for enfeoffment, he was imprisoned in the mountains, bound to a Taoist temple, and embarked on the path of immortality. 
 Watching the mountains and gaining enlightenment, controlling all things, fishing in the sky, a myth of spiritual practice begins from now on... 
 …… 
 Four years later, the Emperor of Daqian brought a young boy and said: "After I die, he will be the Emperor of Daqian." 
 …… 
 Hundreds of years later, the people of Daqian pointed to the mountain that was surrounded by fairy air and towered into the sky: "According to my great ancestor, the Beiquan Mountain was only a few hundred feet high back then! It was only because there were fairies in the mountain..."
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 In the vast world of Kyushu, the immortals have long since embarked on an expedition across dimensions. 
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 If the immortal path is blocked, then practice the art of war! 
 Also, it may not be impossible to fight for the title of a Taoist general who has achieved sainthood in the flesh!
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 As a former player of Paradox, Xu Gu thought he was a normal person until he started practicing magic. 
 "You really don't have a method that can invite a large number of people of the opposite sex to help you practice, and then, they only need to consume a little bit of their energy, and your own cultivation will skyrocket?" Consultant Xu. 
 "Ah?" The leader of the Demon Cult was shocked. 
 "Don't you really have a pill that only requires a little bit of concentration to feed to someone, and it will make them loyal, put their life on an absolutely normal track, and greatly improve their work efficiency?" Consultant Xu. 
 "Ah?" The Demon Cult leader felt palpitations. 
 "You really don't have a magic weapon that can invite everyone's soul into the flag, and then ask them to come out to help when you encounter the enemy?" Xu Guru asked. 
 "Ah???" The Demon Cult leader was terrified. 
 …… 
 While Consultant Xu was talking non-stop, the Demon Cult leader had already quietly taken out a pen and a notebook and started taking notes. 
 In the end, Xu Gu got nothing. 
 For a moment he didn't know whether the demon cultivators in this world were abnormal or he himself was abnormal. 
 "How come you demon cultivators have nothing? No wonder you are being chased and beaten by the righteous." Xu Gu was puzzled. 
 "So, didn't we invite you here?" the demon said sincerely. 
 Many years later, Xu Gu had unknowingly become the founder of the magic path respected by all the worlds. 
 But his memory always drifted back to the moment when he started practicing magic. 
 "Evil disciple, do you really want to bear the infamy of killing your master?" said his mentor. 
 Xu Gu laughed at that time: "I have already cultivated magic, and you still want to blackmail me morally?"
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 Traveling through the ancient times, Cang Xuan became the first disciple of the Three Pure Ones and was bound to the Avenue Gatekeeper System. 
 Since the Three Pure Ones founded their sect and attained sainthood, Kunlun Mountain has become a holy place in the hearts of all living beings in the world. 
 However, the person who wanted to become his disciple was blocked outside the mountain gate by Cang Xuan. 
 "Those who are burdened with karma will not be admitted into the Mystical Sect!" 
 He saw through all the creatures with evil intentions and murderous tendencies and refused to let them in. 
 He politely rejected those seekers who were ignorant of the Way of Heaven and were deeply trapped in the calamity. 
 Therefore, all the disciples of Xuanmen were of profound qualifications and good character, there was never any rift between the Chan and Jie sects, and the Three Pure Ones did not separate. 
 One hundred thousand years later, the calamity of wizards and liches came to an end, and the calamity of conferring gods began. 
 Daoist Patriarch Hongjun personally appeared on Mount Kunlun and wanted to summon the Three Pure Ones to the Zixiao Palace to discuss matters, intending to have them sign the List of Gods. 
 "Following the orders of the Three Pure Ones, we are here to guard the Xuanmen Gate!" 
 Cang Xuan slashed with his sword, his momentum was like a rainbow: "Daozu Hongjun, why are you rebelling?" 
 Hongjun was stunned: "Why can't I beat him?"
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 Chen Yu traveled to a fairy world. In this fairy world—— 
 There are Heavenly Edicts, a panel-based "Tianjiao Ranking List", and countless entries. 
 ... 
 Every cultivator can obtain an entry every time he breaks through a major realm. 
 The combination of different entries constitutes the upper limit and development direction of this monk. 
 Some monks rely on "Nine Bull Strength" + "Nine Bulls Hit the Target" + "Ignore Barriers" 
 With this combination of terms, he formed an alliance with the dragon clan and became the greatest beast tamer in history. 
 Some monks relied on the combination of "talking nonsense" + "deceiving their superiors" + "dying for remonstrance" to become the best national teacher in history. 
 The first entry Chen Lu obtained was "Step by Step", and every time he broke through a small realm, he could choose one of three random entries. 
 So far... 
 Various entry fusion techniques suddenly appeared in the world! 
 ... 
 When everyone in this world has a golden finger, it all depends on who has a tougher life!
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 [Your descendants in the world of immortal cultivation offered a plate of snacks] 
 [Incense value +10] 
 【Will you reward your descendants? 】 
 Yang Keun-suk was surprised to find that the sacrifices in the Xiuxian Family game could actually appear in modern times, and things from the modern world could also be rewarded to descendants in the game. 
 Many years later, strange rumors about the Yang family spread in the world of immortal cultivation. 
 "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refining Stage, one needs to refine a wisp of Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi. I have heard of Red Flame Qi, Mysterious Water Qi, and Green Wood Spiritual Qi. What kind of spiritual energy is this... liquefied natural gas, Brother Yang? How do I condense it?" 
 "I heard that the Yang family's spiritual planting skills are superb, and the spiritual rice yield per acre is twice as high as that of the top spiritual planting families. This is because the disciples in the family practice a strange secret technique called 'hybridization'." 
 "The Yang family's way of making elixirs is unparalleled in the world, and new elixirs are often born. It is said that there is a spirit of the elixir god called "artificial intelligence" who deduces elixir formulas for them day and night..." 
 "The Yang family's current lightning cultivators are extremely powerful. This is all thanks to the Yang family's efforts to create a top-level lightning formation. The lightning cultivators who enter this formation can increase their cultivation speed several times. It is said that the center of the formation is called the power station." 
 As the Yang family of immortal cultivation grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only immortal in modern times by eating sacrificial offerings! 
 Many years later, facing the endless stream of people who came to the mountain to seek the truth, Yang Keun Suk said calmly: 
 "There are no immortals in this world. You must believe in science!" 
 Then he flew away on his sword.
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 There are cloud gods who use radios to forecast the weather, ghost gods who use electric batons, fire gods who use flamethrowers, Taoist masters who use pistols as palm thunder, and the Yangtze River Dragon King who guards the dam. 
 When you possess technology and power that transcends your time, you become a god in the eyes of mortals.
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 I don’t know when it started, but the way of the male world was interfered and invaded by the way of the female world. 
 As the sons of destiny chosen by God in the male world, they all turned into bootlickers. 
 They lick hard, offering everything, even saying that they have licked for several lifetimes. God gives them a chance, and then all they ask for is to make others regret it! 
 As the male protagonist Long Aotian, Qin Tian received a call for help from heaven and came to the world of dog-licking regret. 
 The original body has been reincarnated nine times, but unfortunately rebirth cannot change the IQ. A bootlicker is still a bootlicker, and a waste is still a waste. 
 Finally, Qin Tian came. 
 You slander me for colluding with the devil right from the start? 
 it is good!it is good!it is good! 
 It's time to give the female world some shocking iron fist of justice. 
 "How dare you, a mere foundation-building ant, offend my majesty? You have already chosen your own death!" 
 "Reason? I am the Great Master of the Mahayana. I am the truth." 
 "Kill me? I am at the peak of Mahayana, who can kill me? Who dares to kill me?" 
 ....... 
 Today, I point my sword to the clouds, refining the elixir, refining people and refining the heavens. Whether you are cursed for eternity or enemies all over the world, looking back, it is nothing but a little wind and frost! 
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 Chen Ming held up the magic pot in his hand, with thousands of insects spewing poisonous smoke flying behind him. Looking at the people who were retreating, he was very puzzled: "I clearly practiced immortal magic, how did I become a giant evildoer of the devil?" 
 ——What is cultivation of immortality and what is the great way? 
 Chen Ming finally got the answer: "When I refine the devil, the devil is also an immortal. When I become a Taoist, the devil is the Tao!"
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 The second book about the prehistoric world after [The Ancestor of the Prehistoric World, the Wasted Human Religion and the Wasted Holy Mother]. 
 Lots of support to ensure passion. 
 ... 
 In Chaoge City, the Deer Tower was set on fire, and the human king Di Xin was about to burn himself to death. 
 At the critical moment, the soul of the human race in later generations traveled through the ancient times and became the last human king. 
 Having lived two lives, how can I be willing to perish like this? 
 In front of all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, gather the destiny of the human race again. 
 He cursed Yuanshi Tianzun and scolded all the saints in the heavens. 
 Since you want to kill me, how can I let you do that to me? 
 I plotted against the human race in the past, and today I want to take revenge. 
 Take back Nuwa's destiny for the human race and abolish the title of the Holy Mother of the human race. 
 Take back the fortune of the Human Religion from the Saint Taiqing and abolish the title of the leader of the Human Religion. 
 Jie Yin Zhunti, plotting against the human race, are you ready to face my revenge? 
 As for the rebellious Ji Fa? 
 In the name of the Human King, I abolished Ji Fa's human identity. 
 From then on, the fortune of the human race was no longer blessed, and he led the human race to counterattack. 
 Destroy Xiqi, break the Heavenly Palace, and smash all conspiracies and intrigues. 
 ... 
 Isn’t it just a sky full of gods and Buddhas? 
 Aren’t they just the saints in heaven? 
 Just do it and that's it. 
 ... 
 Emperor Xin, the king of men: Since there is no way to retreat, let’s turn this vast land upside down. 
 If gods stand in the way, they will kill gods; if they stand in the way of Buddha, they will kill Buddha.
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 Travel through the world of strange stories and visualize the gods and Buddhas. 
 "Zhong Kui Chewing Ghosts" - I eat three million evil ghosts a day, even the King of Hell bows his head when he sees me! 
 "Wang Lingguan Guarding Lingxiao", his three eyes can see what's going on in the world, and one whip can wake up the people of the world! 
 "Jigong Conquering the Dragon", the patchwork robe covers the sky and the moon, and the wine gourd contains the universe! 
 "Zhenwu Slays Demons", "Nezha Makes Trouble at Sea", "Erlang Zhenjun Slays Demons", "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's Infinite Merits"... 
 The dragon walks into the water, the fox fairy worships the moon, the tiger invites you to a banquet, and the bones throw the cup... 
 The Taoist immortal, the ghost walker, the Yin-Yang master, the Taoist heavenly master... 
 Time flies by, the world changes dramatically, Zhang Jiuyang looks back and suddenly realizes that the god or Buddha is actually me? 
 (This book involves folklore, strange stories, Taoism, and mythology. Friends who like it should not miss it.) 
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