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 At this moment.
 Half of the fast-rolling barrage is the audience's complaints.
 The other half is "???" representing the audience's speechlessness.
 Some viewers even directly searched on the spot where they could get there from within 40 kilometers.
 This search immediately made them laugh.
 "Forty kilometers, riding a tricycle, and it's a road in the mountains, how long does it take to ride every day?"
 "Hahaha, I did some calculations. Even if riding a bicycle is 20 kilometers per hour, it will take two hours to reach 40 kilometers. A tricycle will be slower, right? And it's still in the mountains. Let's calculate it as three hours, and it will take six hours to go back and forth."
 "Pfft, hahaha, it's not just that, I'm eighty years old, and my speed has to be twice as slow. I ride a tricycle back and forth for more than ten hours a day, hahahaha!"
 "You succeeded in making me laugh, hahaha!"
 "..."
 Even the three mentors couldn't help opening their mouths as they sat there.
 But Chu Yunxuan didn't know what the barrage was.
 He continued to recite the words Wang Lingling gave him.
 "After my grandfather passed away, I left Majia Village. The only thing I took with me was this guitar in my hand..."
 "Because this is my grandpa's guitar. Grandpa has had a dream since he was a child, and that is music."
 "The purpose of my coming to the show is to carry my grandfather's dream all the way and fulfill his dream, stand on the stage and let this guitar shine..."
 "..."
 After finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan lowered his head and sniffed vigorously.
 He wanted to try to see if he could get the tears out, but... he couldn't.
 Barrage:
 "Pfft, hahahaha! It means this guitar is older than me, right?"
 "Come on, let's take a look. An eighty-year-old man in the mountains earns money by riding a tricycle to scavenge. However, his dream is music, and he also has a guitar. Is this reasonable?"
 "No, let's make up a miserable story and make up a slightly more reasonable one, right?"
 "I really laughed, elimination, elimination! Don't let him continue, it disgusts me to death."
 "..."
 And Chu Yunxuan's eyes secretly glanced at the reactions of the three instructors in front of him...
 The three instructors sat there with their mouths open and confusion on their faces.
 It took a while for them to come back to their senses.
 "Ahem——"
 Wu Yifan coughed dryly, then looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked:
 "Ahem, um... I have a question. You said this guitar belongs to your grandfather?"
 Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Yes, Teacher Wu, it was a long time ago."
 "Oh... I see there is a line printed on it. Is it the production date of the guitar?" Wu Yifan asked, pointing to the guitar in Chu Yunxuan's hand.
 Backstage, Wang Lingling's heart skipped a beat.
 "Silly Wu Yifan, you're the only one who talks a lot, right?" Wang Lingling couldn't help but curse.
 Wang Lingling really didn't expect that Wu Yifan would ask some detailed questions!
 Logically speaking, although everyone knows many things, especially these mentors.
 But in order to avoid causing trouble, they all chose to turn a blind eye.
 Theoretically, they wouldn't ask any more questions.
 But now, why did Wu Yifan deliberately target Chu Yunxuan?
 "Could it be that there are too many people who are suffering miserably in front of them, and they really can't bear it anymore, and they want to find someone to scare the monkeys? It's over now."
 Wang Lingling's face completely fell.
 She really couldn't save this Chu Yunxuan.
 What's more, Director Liu is still watching the live broadcast, and he is probably very angry.
 …
 Hearing Wu Yifan's words, Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.
 The production date on the guitar?
 "Ah... yes, right? It may be the production date." Chu Yunxuan replied.
 "Then read it," Wu Yifan said.
 "Uh... birth... production date... 20... April 2019."
 Wang Lingling:? ? ?
 "You really miss me!"
 Her face looked completely desperate.
 Barrage:
 "Hahahaha, what a fool! You're laughing so hard!"
 "2019, hahaha! A guitar made last year."
 "Shocked! The guitar that the 80-year-old grandpa has collected all his life was actually produced last year. Is this a disorder of time and space or a distortion of human nature?"
 "This buddy can't even sell miserably? Hahaha fuck!"
 "..."
 For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.
 This is simply outrageous.
 "Forehead--"
 Chu Yunxuan stood there awkwardly.
 Yang Mi said to Chu Yunxuan:
 "Student Chu, can your grandfather ride a tricycle for 40 kilometers or 80 miles at the age of eighty?"
 "It's forty miles, not forty kilometers." Chu Yunxuan said seriously.
 "You just said forty kilometers." Yang Mi said with a smile while hugging her chest.
 Chu Yunxuan: "..."
 "Ah? Really?"
 Yang Mi continued: "Yes, and your grandfather is eighty years old and makes money by scavenging. For an old man of that era, living like this, are you sure his dream is music?"
 Chu Yunxuan: "..."
 "Also, the question about the production date of your guitar... um... I don't even know how to smooth things over for you."
 After Yang Mi finished speaking, she suppressed a smile and covered her forehead.
 Hearing this, Chu Yunxuan froze in place.
 Ah this...
 Are there so many flaws in what I said?
 Forty miles became forty kilometers.
 And the production date of this guitar was exposed in person...
 Ah this...
 The more Chu Yunxuan thought about it, the more outrageous it became...
 Isn't this too funny?
 How could I say such outrageous things?
 Thinking back, Chu Yunxuan felt that the words he said made him unable to hold back...
 "Pfft——"
 In the next second, Chu Yunxuan couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud in front of countless audiences.
 "Hahahahaha." After Chu Yunxuan laughed, he couldn't control it anymore.
 Everyone:? ? ?
 The entire live broadcast room was full of question marks.
 And Chu Yunxuan tried his best to restrain his smile, and explained:
 "That... I'm sorry..., I'm really sorry."
 Chu Yunxuan's face turned red.
 "It's the first time to sell miserably. I really don't have much experience. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Puff."
 Even after saying that, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but laugh again.
 Barrage:
 "????"
 "???????"
 "Hahaha! This guy is here to make fun of you, right?"
 "One second I was working hard to do a miserable job, and the next second I was laughing, hahaha, I was laughing so hard!"
 "Is this a deliberate attempt by the program team to manipulate the effect of this episode?"
 "Hahahaha, I'm so nervous that I can't hold my breath for him in front of the screen!"
 "Forty kilometers away, my grandfather's hobby is music. He read out the production date of the guitar on the spot. Each one was more nervous than the other. I laughed so hard."
 "This guy is definitely going to be successful if he takes the comedian route."
 "..."
 For a moment, everyone's attitude towards Chu Yunxuan, which was extremely disgusting, changed instantly.
 Because of Chu Yunxuan's laughter, they all couldn't help laughing in front of the screen.
 Thinking again about the inconsistent words of this guy who deliberately sold himself out during this process...
 And read out the production date of the guitar last year in person...
 Everyone is going to die laughing.
 This live broadcast effect is like no other.
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 [Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation". 
 He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention. 
 All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry... 
 This guy actually did it in public. 
 Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me." 
 "My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me." 
 "But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..." 
 Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer. 
 "Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience." 
 Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone. 
 Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished... 
 No one expected... 
 The popularity of the show actually broke records. 
 "Hahaha! This guy is so interesting." 
 "Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!" 
 "..." 
 Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect... 
 An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.
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 [Working overtime to death][Working hard][King of rolls][Imaginative fantasy][Profits first][Survival][Zerg][No system] 
 Han Fei traveled to an interstellar society where everyone has the opportunity to become a god. All those who set foot on the path to becoming a god aim to raise the kingdom of God and come to reality to gain eternal life. 
 Han Fei said that with his divine characteristics - gene adjustment, plus the talent of his followers - gene fusion, he has obtained the wealth code of becoming a god in another world, which is to create a Zerg and plunder everything.
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 The average IQ of ordinary people is 90, while the smartest people have IQs as high as nearly 300. 
 But obviously, IQ will ultimately be limited by the structure of the human brain. 
 So, when a person's mind has the same ability as the ultimate computer, what will his IQ be? 
 Li Mu doesn't know how to quantify this problem, but he will use proofs of world-class mathematical problems, physical theories comparable to the theory of relativity, super black technology that changes the world, etc., to tell people that the answer is unimaginable.
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 What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? 
 It’s time to put an end to this war. 
 “If you are invincible, what will happen?”
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 Su Han is a transmigrator, and this is not the first time he has transmigrated.
 For the first time, I traveled to the digital world, and after clearing the level, I came to the world of the resurrection of the elves.
 And awakened digital templates.
 In short, it is to find spirits with the same nature as Digimon, and cultivate and evolve Digimon.
 And the goblin gym, which happened to be facing the old mother, was going to go bankrupt.
 Su Han directly took it down, who said that men can’t open a fairy gym?
 Miao Miao — Super Miao Miao — Dilu Beast — Heavenly Girl Beast — Venus Beast!
 Lily Root Doll – Balu Beast – Miss Skirt – Flower Fairy Beast – Rose Beast
 “Su Han, it’s not bad! You know that the old mother is waiting to hold her grandson, and even has a girlfriend?”
 “This girlfriend is not bad, tall and slender! Why is she blindfolded?” Mom.
 “?????” Su Han.
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 Thirty years later, or in the more distant future, when people recall the splendor of rock music in the 90s and the splendor of Hollywood movies, will they bring up such a name, “Hugo Lancaster”, and will they She said repeatedly, “I think back then, I experienced the age when Hugo created miracles.”
 On January 14, 1992, Hugo Lancaster received his first Worst Actor Award in tears at the 12th Golden Raspberry Awards, becoming the first person to come to the scene to receive the gold. The characters of the Raspberry Award have left their mark on the page of history. However, since then, Hugo has embarked on a completely different path, opening his life long enough to be recorded in the annals of history. His name is destined to become the most shining symbol in the history of music and film.
 In 1993, when the rock and roll heroes came together, and in 1994 when the film masters gathered, the name of Hugo Lancaster has become one of the members that cannot be ignored.
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 Chen Fei, a mysterious young man who went up and down from Tianwu Mountain, entered the billowing red dust. With one hand, magical medicine can rejuvenate and cure all diseases; with invincible martial arts, rejuvenate and punish all evils.
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 That summer, he defeated capital with his talent... 
 Ah? 
 I am capital? 
 That's fine.
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 Li Qingzhou traveled to a world where beast control was the mainstream. 
 At the same time, he awakened his hidden beast control talent, which enabled him to not only see the evolutionary route of pets, but also to formulate new evolutionary routes. 
 So pets that did not belong to this world were formulated one after another. 
 Foxes with nine tails, monkeys that could fly in the clouds and were indestructible, strange snake creatures that opened their eyes for day and closed their eyes for night, 
 giant creatures that could transform into big fish and big birds... 
 People were shocked. What kind of creatures were these? They had never seen them before! 
 The monsters in the abyss spoke up one after another: Come on, come on, be monsters. We are not as perverted as you.
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 Immortal cultivation in games#Genius flow#Invincible flow#No heroine#Sword Immortal 
 A immortal cultivation game called "Yufantian" suddenly appeared in the world. 
 Entering the game, you can obtain the method of immortal cultivation, you can embark on the road of immortal cultivation, and even have the opportunity to ask for immortality and ascend to the immortal world. 
 All the abilities and items obtained by players in "Yufantian" can be brought directly to the present world. 
 Zhang Yuhe passed the test and obtained the game qualification. 
 See the top talents activated in the game. 
 Tao-grade spiritual roots, explosive comprehension, chaotic Taoist body. 
 He just wants to practice quietly and wait for the day to ascend to the immortal world. 
 From then on, everything in the outside world has nothing to do with him. 
 "What, the spiritual energy of the blue star is reviving, and the beasts in the mountains and forests are gradually becoming demons?" 
 "Don't worry, it's just a small monster, I don't need to take action." 
 "An eight-clawed monster appeared in the sea, no one can stop it, the federal government is ready to use bullets to solve it." 
 "Zhao, you are really too weak, let me do it." 
 He just saw his right hand swiped. 
 Thousands of miles away, a magnificent sword light suddenly flashed across the sea. 
 The sword light split the sea into two, and it took a long time to return to calm. 
 Only two pieces of the octopus monster's corpse were left at the scene. 
 Several years later, a colorful ladder appeared above Zhang Yuhe's head. 
 He waved his hand and said to everyone. 
 "I'll go first, and the task of maintaining peace on Blue Star will be handed over to you." 
 After that, he stepped onto the ladder and ascended slowly. 
 Realm setting: 
 Immortal cultivation world: Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, transformation, refining emptiness, fusion, Mahayana. 
 Immortal world: True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Great Yi Immortal, Daluo Immortal, Daozu (virtual god) 
 God world: virtual god, true god, god king, eternal emperor, invincible supreme.
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 Traversing to the parallel world where the game concept is still stuck in pk and trade union wars full of krypton gold routines.
 Chen Xu obtained the system, so that players can become stronger when they are emotionally excited.
 So when Chen Xu came up, he gave players around the world a big one – the immersive VR version of “Battlefield”.
 Let players return to World War I and feel the cruelty of the bloody battle of the Somme and the Battle of Verdun…
 on the battlefield…
 pdd: Ya’er! who I am? where am I? How did I die?
 A Yin: Quack doctor! quack doctor! Where’s your needle!
 Sun Yifeng, the giant of the fish market: You are a chicken! Don’t fight, it’s allies!
 Xiaojie: In war, be serious!
 Brother Shu: Is this war? So cruel!
 And this is just the beginning.
 “Elden’s Ring”, which made players look like a werewolf for Ni, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare” with 141 to smash Makarov’s conspiracy, “Red Dead Redemption” with Arthur to complete the redemption, and Sergeant Long smashes the Flood and the Covenant’s “Halo”…
 Countless classic games were born in the hands of Chen Xu.
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 To [Player]: This is the mystery of life and the journey of all things. 
 You will be stronger, become superheroes, and even touch the power of gods. But if it fails, it is death. 
 Because you have embarked on the evolutionary game of the highest sequence! 
 “Isn’t this just embarrassing Darwin?” Li Changhe murmured as he looked at the [player] who came from a distance: “It also embarrassed Newton by the way.” 
 Don’t spray if you don’t like hot blood 
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 “People tend to think I’m a good guy just because of a good looking skin. Hehe.”
 His existence is a disaster for all.
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