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 Chapter 6 6. I'm from Texas
 "ah!!!!!!"
 Lin Li felt that his eardrums were about to be torn, and he covered his ears in pain.
 Just about to explain, Lin Li glanced at Sandy and then closed his eyes silently.
 As we all know, in "SpongeBob SquarePants", the character is frightened and sometimes becomes a real body.
 And sometimes when doing close-ups, not only zoom in, but also realistic style.
 The episode where SpongeBob SquarePants got stuck on the plank was once Lin Li's childhood shadow.
 And now, Sandy... She lost the cartoon style and became a realistic and real squirrel.
 But the problem is... this is a 'giant' squirrel as tall as his chin, and the picture looks scary.
 "Calm down, Sandy, calm down!" Lin Li could only put on a kind gesture as much as possible, and kept stepping back to show that he had no malice, and said loudly.
 Sandy turned back into Sandy and gasped.
 "Huh~" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
 Sandy picked up the water pipe in her hand, poured a little water into her mouth, swallowed it, and burped in satisfaction, with a comfortable and natural expression, and then...
 "ah!!!!!!"
 She continued screaming again.
 Got it, it was just a "intermission" that is common in animation.
 Fortunately, she had no neighbors, otherwise Lin Li felt that he should have been arrested by now.
 "..."
 Lin Li, who was full of helplessness, decided not to do anything else, chose to sit on the grass, and began to make up the draft in his heart.
 It seems that this system is not arranging an identity for oneself, but inserted into this world abruptly.
 Don't tell me sooner!
 "You are! Who are you! Report your name, otherwise I will be rude to you!"
 Sandy finally stopped screaming and was able to communicate again. At the moment, she was holding a water hose and facing Lin Li, as if she was going to shoot him if there was any disagreement.
 "Hello, Sandy, my name is Lin Li. As you can see, I am a human being." Lin Li raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and at the same time said to Sandy in a gentle voice.
 "How did you get into my house!!" Sandy didn't relax her vigilance, and continued to point the water gun at Lin Li.
 "Do you know Texas? I'm from there." After pondering for half a second, Lin Li said.
 Texas is Sandy's home on land, and Lin Li's purpose is very simple - fellow villagers meet fellow villagers, with tears in their eyes and making friends.
 "Texas?" Sandy slowly put down the water gun with a look of reminiscence, but after a while, she immediately raised her head and aimed at Lin Li, "Impossible, the people in Texas don't grow up You are like this."
 "I'm not native to Texas, but I moved over there and have lived there for over a dozen years."
 Sandy's criterion for distinguishing should be based on race, so Lin Li opened his eyes and talked nonsense.
 "What evidence do you have?" Sandy continued to press.
 "Texas is in the southern part of the United States, we're cowboys, everybody rides horses, there's cows everywhere, pastures, we're wild.
 By the way, does it count if I can sing? rodeu, rodeu, yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo—”
 Lin Li bit the bullet and talked nonsense.
 The first half is his stereotype of Texas - like Mongolians live in yurts, and Cantonese must eat Fujian appetizers before meals.
 The second half is a song that Sandy once sang in an episode of "SpongeBob SquarePants".
 But it's been a long time, and Lin Li only remembers the opening sentence.
 The more he talked, the less confident he was. In the end, Lin Li didn't dare to look up.
 After the singing ended, the scene fell into silence, and Lin Li silently waited for the trial.
 There was no sound for a long time, and I felt that there were ants crawling all over my body, so I had to look up, thinking about saying something else real by myself:
 "That's actually me..."
 The words stopped, because when Lin Li saw Sandy in front of him, his tears were streaming down.
 "You are really a human from Texas!" She threw down the water pipe, stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's hand, and said in a crying voice.
 "Actually, I... ah-ah, yes, yes, yes, I didn't lie to you, did I, what did I lie to you for?" Lin Li, who had a slightly blunt turn, scratched his head in embarrassment and said.
 "How did you come here? Also, aren't you all that tall? Why are you only so tall?"
 Sandy wiped away tears of emotion while gesticulating to the sky and asking a series of questions.
 "That's right." Taking a deep breath, Lin Li continued to talk nonsense, "Our scientists in Texas are very interested in the underwater world.
 They developed a teleportation machine, which will automatically teleport to a place where they can not only survive, but also help our partners, and the body size will automatically scale. "
 The reason for such nonsense... But Sandy listened very seriously.
 After all, she is also a scientist who can invent many outrageous props - such as disappearing rays and restoring rays.
 "So that's the case, then it's understandable for you to come here." She even said very approvingly, "I will definitely help the people in my hometown."
 "Then how did you know my name?" Sandy asked again.
 "I know your name because we are in Texas. Now who doesn't know Sandy, a famous scientist and inventor, the pride of Texas! We are all thinking whether to have an honorary mayor, let you When it's time..."
 Lin Li uttered a series of rainbow farts without blushing.
 Sandy's eyes have turned into star eyes, and a bubble popped out of her head - Lin Li can intuitively see the contents of the bubble:
 Sandy became mayor, was parading in floats, accepting flowers thrown by all the people, and finally, amidst violent climax cheers, donned the badge representing the honorary mayor.
 Hey guys, can thoughts be seen too? Lin Li quickly raised his head, but luckily, there was nothing on top of his head.
 It should only appear in this kind of fantasy plot.
 Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the box in the lower right corner, nothing changed.
 [Absurdity: 10%]
 The previous speculation appeared to be wrong.
 "Sandy, Sandy?" Seeing that the other party was still immersed in fantasy and couldn't extricate himself, Lin Li reminded her by waving his hand in front of her.
 Sandy didn't respond, apparently still in a fantasy.
 Lin Li hesitated for a while, then stretched out his little finger to poke at the fantasy above Sandy's head.
 "Boom!"
 ——The fantasy bubble was actually punctured by Lin Li.
 "What, what's the matter!" Sandy snapped back to her senses, wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth, "Do you need anything, Lin Li, as long as I can do it, I will definitely help you!"
 The speech is very solemn.
 Just wait for this sentence.
 "This is called Beechburg, right?" Lin Li asked with his little finger back.
 "Yes, that's right."
 "Then can you take me here first to meet your friends?" Lin Li said his purpose.
 The most important thing is to follow the steps of the main quest first, approach the crab boss, and see if you can get the formula.
 "Of course! When?"
 "Is now okay?"
 "No problem, let's go!"
 When I can comment, I will dub the classic lines
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