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 Inside Asan, on the podium.
 The Prime Minister of the Three Kingdoms, Mo Flute, is giving a speech on stage and making an announcement.
 The main content of the speech is that Modi intends to increase the penalties for hit-and-run accidents and reduce the incidence of hit-and-run accidents.
 When the man with glasses who came to join in the fun saw this scene, he thought it was normal. However, when he heard that many people from Asan Kingdom were still protesting here, the corners of the man's mouth suddenly twitched.
 "What? I've hit someone with my car, why can't I escape?"
 "Conquer against the Magic Flute! Protest against increasing the criminal law for escape!"
 "I didn't make much money driving a truck, but now I have to pay ten years of criminal law for hitting someone and escaping, and the fine is money I won't be able to make back in three lifetimes!"
 "Magic Flute Government, go ahead and eat shit!"
 "Don't eat cow shit, that's his reward!"
 The bespectacled man from Kyushu who was passing by twitched the corners of his mouth while listening to the commotion of the demonstrators here. Asan is a magical country, and this is clearly reflected in every place.
 Improve the number of hit-and-runs after a car accident Punishment is a normal thing in any country in the world, but it is not feasible to implement it here.
 There will even be protests and demonstrations from the people.
 In Ah San’s words, I was shocked. If a person escapes, why should he be punished twice as much?
 "How could animals attack people in such a cruel country?"
 "It would be nice if they didn't attack animals."
 The man with glasses felt that he should pay more attention to domestic news. If he stayed here any longer, he was really afraid of being assimilated by these idiots.
 But at this moment, the man with glasses saw that several heads appeared on the street. A black cow with black fur and a strong body was walking towards this side.
 Cows have a transcendent status in Asan Kingdom, so it is not surprising to see them on the streets.
 The man with glasses originally wanted to turn around and leave. Don’t let a group of Asans affect your IQ anymore, but then I thought of what Ye Ran said in the weather forecast.
 "Depending on the season, some animals in Asan will go into heat and go berserk. People in the country are asked to be careful."
 This reminder also caused the bespectacled man to stop when he originally wanted to turn around and leave, preparing to continue watching the show.
 At the same time, on the podium, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' was also continuing his performance. Propaganda speech.
 Although so many Asan are currently protesting, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' is also an old politician in Asan's country, so he naturally knows how to deal with the matter at hand. Just tell this group of fools that there is something about The penalties for"hit and run" have just been introduced and have not been officially implemented yet.
 Even if you want to protest and demonstrate, it is not the right time.
 By then, these fools will disperse without warning.
 "Oh, my dear citizens, listen to me"
 "Regarding the hit-and-run policy……"
 However, before the"Magic Flute" Master finished speaking, the eyes of the demonstrators in the audience changed.
 "Look, it’s an angel!"
 "Are God’s messengers here to help us?"
 Seeing several big black bulls approaching majestically not far away, the people in Asan suddenly became excited.
 ‘Magic Flute's old fairy naturally didn't do anything when he saw this kind of thing. Who knows that things like cows have an extremely high status in their country of Asan.
 However, someone noticed this. The eyes of these black cows were extremely red, and their thick limbs were trembling constantly, as if they couldn't help but rush out.
 The next second, these black bulls with blood-red eyes saw the old immortal 'Magic Flute' standing on the stage.
 Unfortunately, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' is still wearing red clothes today.
 The New Year has just passed. Are you wearing red clothes? It’s festive.
 What a coincidence, the cow thinks so too!
 The black bull with thick red eyes also immediately hit the old immortal 'Magic Flute', and people along the way were also knocked away.
 The old fairy Magic Flute who was standing on the stage was also stunned. Just when he was about to order the security guards around him to stop the cows, these cows had already rushed in front of the old fairy Magic Flute.
 The old fairy of the magic flute subconsciously wanted to resist. His own strength was not small, and he could even fight with the Great Bear. Unfortunately, this time, the opponents in front of him were a few black bulls.
 The old fairy of the magic flute was rushed to the ground by the black bull in an instant.
 He aimed his butt at the horns of the black bull and crawled on the ground. At this time, the black bull in heat also had blood-red eyes and slowly stood behind the old fairy of the magic flute.
 "I go……"
 "What the weather forecast host said is true!"
 The man with glasses also hid immediately, then picked up his mobile phone and started taking pictures. He was going to post it to the forum in Kyushu later.
 Of course, an attack is an attack, regardless of whether it was successful or not in the end.
 This incident After all, it spread.
 At this time, in Kyushu.
 The next day, an extremely explosive news also spread.
 《The Prime Minister of the Three Kingdoms, Magic Flute, was raped by a cow! 》
 After this quite explosive news came out, it also made the entire Kyushu press community confused.
 ——no? Is this true?
 ——Damn it, is this the New Year? It’s only been a few days since the New Year. It’s so exciting.
 ——Beautiful Country has created a Loli Island, but I didn’t expect that our Third Brother would also be unwilling to be outdone.
 ——‘The Magic Flute's old fairy is already the supreme leader of the Asan Kingdom, and in Asan's eyes, the cow is the messenger of the gods, so does this wave directly trigger the domestic conflicts in the Asan Kingdom?
 ——Conflicts aside, I seem to have just remembered that our country’s weather forecast warned last night that due to seasonal influences, the animals in Asan Country may be in violent estrus. Unexpectedly, it came true that night
 ——What? The weather forecaster actually reported this explosive incident in advance? Which weather forecaster?
 ——It seems to be the official international weather news forecast program. Just yesterday, the new host reported this matter
 ——Damn it, what kind of crow’s mouth is this host? I want to worship him!
 At the same time, the protagonist Ye Ranren is in the hospital, taking care of the director who was sent in because of his crow mouth...
 PS: 10 updates a day, the old author asks for flowers, rating votes, comments, monthly votes, and rewards , the first day is really important, thank you all!
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 Ye Ran accidentally traveled to a parallel world, and unexpectedly discovered that he was actually a crow's mouth of a lonely star. 
 Whether it is a blessing or a curse sent by oneself, it will be realized in strange ways. 
 After many twists and turns, Ye Ran came to a position that was most suitable for him, as an international weather forecast host. 
 It’s just that people from all over the world suddenly discovered that since this person went to the weather forecast, there has not been a single day of peace in the world! 
 Ye Ran: "Affected by the Australian spring wind, animals are in estrus again. A certain island in the south will be affected by the spring wind." 
 ——A certain prime minister was raped. 
 "Affected by the cold air from Berea, the northern part of the country will be hit by cold air." 
 ——Yingjiang Announcement: "You call this level 30 typhoon a cold air attack?" 
 "According to unknown reasons, the temperature in Sakura Country will rise significantly in recent days." 
 ——According to the latest reporter reports, Mount Fuji volcano will erupt continuously for 100 days. 
 Sakura: "It turns out that the temperature can still rise like this..." 
 Global People: We won’t believe a word you say! I beg you to shut up!
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 Ye Qiu traveled to a parallel world and became a anchor for popularizing the law, accidentally activating the outlaw system. 
 I happened to meet a poor student who asked for help, but as an orphan, my second generation rich people took over my scholarship quota, and I was also targeted by the school. 
 Later, Ye Qiu acted as an agent in the lawsuit and sent all the relevant illegal persons into the lawsuit, which shocked the whole network. 
 “The law doesn’t need a perfect victim, well said!” 
 "Poor students are not lambs to be slaughtered and should not die in silence!" 
 "The justice that Lawyer Ye seeks is not for one person, but for thousands of poor students!" 
 ... 
 As time went by, Ye Qiu sent more and more people. 
 Netizens discovered that Ye Qiu, who was obviously a law popularization anchor, was already killing people in the criminal law community! 
 On this day, Ye Qiu angrily criticized an unfair judge in court and prosecuted him for crimes such as impersonation, which completely shocked the country. 
 "You're crazy! You've just sent the prosecutor's lawyer to you, and you're going to send it to the judge?!" 
 "Good guy, I want you to spread the law, and you give the judge ten years in prison!"
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 He is one of the four kings of Chinese music, the illegitimate son of Liu Hua; 
 At the age of 20, he participated in the men's team talent show "Idol Producer" and made his debut; 
 The men's team debuted, and they had the golden finger to copy their talents and skills. They didn't need to work hard, they could just copy them and learn them. 
 He is also a walking hormone, making the beauties in the entertainment industry fascinated by him wherever he goes. 
 Dilraba, Liu Yifei, Yang Mi, Zhao Liying, Liu Shishi, Guan Xiaotong, Meng Ziyi... 
 His songs are classic and touching, affectionate and sweet, making little flowers unable to resist his bad deeds. 
 His film and television dramas are beautiful and exciting, and his acting skills are mature and stable, making fans unable not to watch his works. 
 In the entertainment industry, there is another one. He is both the father of the king and the father of the actor. He can only step by step become the second generation of the most powerful star.
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 When he woke up, Lin Yang came to a parallel world where spiritual energy was revived! 
 Creatures around the world are growing and evolving rapidly. Just when Lin Yang was desperate, he bound a food inventory system! 
 Just take stock of the various creatures in the food world and you can get special abilities! 
 Ever since, Lin Yang directly released the top ten delicious creatures! 
 Kayla's giant crocodile is resistant to bullets and rocket launchers! 
 A demonic snake that is tens of meters tall and can be reborn infinitely! 
 Weighing one million tons, a Ligaru mammoth can swallow thousands of creatures with its breath! 
 ............ 
 As creatures from the food world appeared one after another, the whole world was shocked! 
 Those horribly evolved creatures have become vulnerable to delicious creatures! 
 At this moment, Lin Yang silently took out his trump card! 
 Check out the eight kings of the food world! 
 For a moment, the whole world was silent!
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 This is the age of lords where everyone can awaken. 
 It is also a world where demons are raging and crises are everywhere... 
 Due to his parents' adventure, Zhao Yuan awakened and became the only witch clan lord! 
 Heroes such as Hou Yi, Xing Tian, and Chi You appeared under Zhao Yuan one after another. 
 Even the ancestral witches such as Di Jiang, Hou Tu, and Zhu Rong were willing to be driven by him! 
 ... 
 Di Jun: Bastard! Zhao Yuan, our Golden Crow clan will never let you go! 
 Kunpeng: Zhao Yuan! Do you have to fight to the death with me? 
 Zulong, Yuanfeng, and Shi Qilin looked at each other. 
 The power of this son is comparable to that of the Great God Pangu! Our three clans must not be enemies with them! 
 ... 
 Chaos Demon God: Damn the Witch Clan! How could there be such a powerful bloodline in human history! 
 Jehovah: Zhao Yuan and the Wu Clan should not have appeared in this world! 
 Satan: The witch clan is more murderous than the demons! 
 Zeus: Father God, save me! The Titan Clan must not become the slaves of the Witch Clan! 
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 When he woke up, private detective Li Chenghuan found that he had traveled to the peninsula of the movie variety world and became a promising prosecutor! 
 It is also bound to the All Heavens Source Point System, you will become stronger by adding points! 
 So, he decided to set a few small goals for himself first! 
 First: Be the mastermind behind the scenes, take down the Golden Gate Group, subdue his half-brother, and happily receive the billions of dollars in assets! 
 Second: I heard that men in Bangkok are trash and only deserve a C grade. Isn’t this a hardship for the majority of women in Bangkok? As a glorious prosecutor of the Republic of China, Li Chenghuan decided to take over the task at the critical moment! Another day, I will first help those girl groups and stars, like Park Hyo Min, Bae Soo Chi, Lin Yuner, Sun Yizhen, Lisa, Li Zhien, Song Xiaoqiao, Quan Zhixian, "examine" their bodies... and then help the chaebol princesses escape from the misery of marriage! The merits are immeasurable! 
 Third: Become the Minister of Criminal Affairs in one year, Deputy Minister in three years, and be gloriously qualified to be the Prosecutor General of the Seoul District Prosecutor’s Office in five years! Became the youngest prosecutor general in the peninsula within ten years! 
 Fourth: Have fun being a president! 
 Fifth: Crimson, give me some more!
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 Lin Beifan traveled through a world composed of countless urban Internet texts and became a small villain with a wishing system that allows him to make one wish every day. 
 Relying on the ability of the system and his own cool operations, he defeated all the protagonists and the world line was also in chaos. 
 So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. Any wish he made, his enemies would get double! 
 Lin Beifan chuckled: "That's it?" 
 "I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!" 
 The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, he died! 
 "I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!" 
 The second protagonist turns into a vegetative state, die! 
 "I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!" 
 The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, dead! 
 Just like that, the plot was messed up again!
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 Su Chen unexpectedly changed his profession to a auxiliary profession - Divine Healer. 
 Not only can milk and blood replenish demons, they can be resurrected. 
 Also has the ability to change the skills of teammates! 
 The ordinary fireball spell becomes: Meteorite Explosive Bomb after amplification! 
 The ordinary stabbing slash becomes: after the amplification, it becomes: Devil's Crying Shocking Slash! 
 Ordinary shield skills, after amplification, become: Immortal Holy Blessing Shield! 
 Is this the God of Assistance? 
 No matter how high-end the profession is, you can still reach the top ranks! 
 … 
 One day, Su Chen met a perverted girl teammate... 
 Su Chen: "You ask who that Valkyrie is? She's just a pervert who forces me to get married all day long..." 
 "What? The white-haired lolita gun goddess? She's a sick girl, don't mess with her!" 
 "The one who kills the BOSS with one sword? She is a fool and a roadie. She must have gotten lost and entered the wrong dungeon again..." 
 "You ask why my teammates are all perverts? What do you mean?" 
 Su Chen looked at these outrageous teammates, 
 Well, his strength and personality are very abnormal...
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 Lin Beifan traveled to an era where spiritual energy was revived and monsters besieged the city. He originally thought that he would be the only cheating person in this world, but he did not expect that there would be so many protagonists here. Time traveler! Reborn! Reincarnator! There are also system carriers who are omnipotent and all-encompassing! Everyone is clamoring for immortality and freedom in this golden world where the spiritual energy is revived and the waves are bright...
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 In order to understand the parenting situations of fathers of different ages and the educational concepts of young people today, a program called "The Daily Life of Raising Children of Two Generations" was born. 
 The program selected a father born in the 1980s and a father born in the 1990s to compare with their children in a live broadcast. 
 The show starts. 
 The father born in the 1980s has strict requirements for his daughter, is considerate and takes good care of his daughter, and hopes that his son will succeed! 
 And when the camera showed Lu Yu, who was born in the 1990s... 
 But the style of painting has changed! 
 "Tongtong, I'm so sleepy. Stop going to school. I'll give you a day off!" 
 "Baby, I won't make dinner. Take your New Year's money and let's go out to eat!" 
 "My dear daughter, what time is it and you still have to do your homework? I will do it for you!" 
 "What? You lost in the game? Dad will give you a VIP!" 
 Program team: "..." 
 expert:"……" 
 The audience shouted in unison: "The rebellious children born in the 1990s have grown up and become old rebellious children. The way they raise their children is so unnatural!"
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 Martin was a succubus who was shot to death by an arrow from the Sun God in the battle between gods and demons; Martin was a PhD in literature and a senior movie enthusiast who died in a car accident in August 2023. 
 The two Martin souls magically converged and merged in the turbulence of time and space, and were finally put into the body of an 11-year-old boy named Martin Meyers in Los Angeles, USA in 1996. 
 There is no aura in this world? Fortunately, I am a succubus. To practice succubus, you don’t need aura, you just need to collect desires. 
 Joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are all desires. As long as these emotions are directed at me, they can become nutrients in my practice. 
 Okay, let's see what reliable way in this world can arouse the emotions of many people? 
 Hmm, writers, this is good; um, music, that's fine too; wow, Hollywood movies, for the whole world, this is great! 
 What's that word called? 
 Yes, Wen Chaogong. 
 Start as a writer, with the ultimate goal of becoming an international film star. 
 What? You mean acting? 
 I'm a succubus!
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 Wang Xuan traveled through the parallel world and became a host of Yangma Main Station, activating the mouth scoop system. 
 Wang Xuan: Welcome to watch this program and pay attention together. 
 How was your sleep? Is it because Obai's brother stayed up late? 
 Lying in bed, I started thinking about life and worrying about the world. 
 After staying up the deepest night, the dark circles under my eyes become more and more intense! 
 At night, my eyes light up and I want to control everything! 
 The sign language teacher next to him was driven crazy, and netizens laughed like crazy. 
 Has the style of Yangma’s main station changed to this? 
 Just when the main station was planning to expel Wang Xuan, Wang Xuan became a hot search topic. 
 Wang Xuan: Today is Women’s Day on March 8th. Happy holiday to all the March 8th residents. 
 The sign language teacher burst out laughing, and netizens laughed until they collapsed. 
 Wang Xuan: Let’s end this show with a song, despicable. 
 Wang Xuan kept talking, but became more and more angry. 
 When the Yangma main station exposes a wrong word, two hundred yuan will be deducted! 
 Netizen: What Wang Xuan lost was wages, but what we gained was happiness. 
 When Wang Xuan appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala, which had poor ratings, exploded.
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 "What if I have a voice that I can do as I please in "The King of Masked Singer" and produce the pinnacle works of Jay Chou, JJ, Deng Ziqi and other great artists in my previous life, how should you respond?" 
 As soon as I traveled through time, I was at the music show. Fortunately, I was rewarded just by writing a diary. 
 Jiang Li: Sure! 
 But soon, he discovered that the goblins in the entertainment industry were very abnormal. 
 Yang Mi: "You read this script and stay up all night?" 
 Nazha: "I'm not a stupid beauty!" 
 Sister Tianxian no longer makes movies. She brings her own food and wants to be the heroine of Jiang Li's TV series. 
 Song Tie wore an enchanting cheongsam and was always hanging around him intentionally or unintentionally. 
 Each one of them was so proactive that it scared him. 
 【Ding! Reward Diamond Kidney] 
 Seeing the timely reward, Jiang Li's frown instantly relaxed. 
 This is normal.
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