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 Following the road guidance, Zheng Cheng quickly arrived at Area A.
 At a glance, there are all temporary treatment rooms of different sizes.
 The walls are made of pure white glass, and the figures inside can be vaguely seen.
 On the electronic banner at the door, there are rows of electronic fonts.
 "Senior priest, masters two healing skills, good at trauma, muscle swelling and pain, each treatment costs 2 silver coins."
 "The LV30 priest is in charge! He is good at treating trauma and detoxifying. If you are interested, please join us immediately!"
 "LV15 big-breasted lady, good at massage and detoxification, one silver coin each time~~~"
 Seeing this, the corners of Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched.
 Are these...professionals?
 It's a little different from the rumors from the outside world.
 Along the way, he also discovered a lot of things.
 Most of the priests who can rent temporary treatment rooms here are below LV30.
 As for priests above LV30, they are all attracted by large groups, powerful forces or countries.
 Open up wasteland in the wild, download dungeons, or go to the junction of alien races to resist alien races.
 Moreover, they are mainly used to treat trauma, remove toxins, and clear obstacles.
 Most of the patients coming and going are professionals.
 These professionals were injured in the wild or in dungeons, and were reluctant to take medicine.
 After returning to Chang'an City, he hurried to the Priest's Guild for treatment.
 In addition, there are a small number of ordinary people.
 Of course, the ordinary people who can come here are all powerful people.
 They come here not only for treatment, but also to win over and curry favor.
 after all.
 Even the most ordinary professional person's social status is far higher than that of the rich!
 Soon, Zheng Cheng arrived at the temporary treatment room No. A58.
 When you open the door, you will see that the whole thing is pure white.
 There are tables, chairs, computers, two stools, and simple beds indoors.
 A very ordinary treatment room.
 Looking back, I saw a plaque at the door of the treatment room of A57 next door, which read "Xiaolu Mengmeng's Medical Center".
 On its electronic screen, there is a row of red fonts.
 "LV12 senior priest, good at low-light treatment, each treatment costs 10 copper coins, or equivalent banknotes..."
 "Is LV12 also considered a senior priest?"
 Zheng Cheng felt a little strange. He put his backpack on the table, pulled out a stool and sat down.
 Turn on your computer and start setting up your own electronic banner.
 At this time, a small shadow suddenly appeared at the door, looking inside.
 Zheng Cheng ignored him and quickly set up his electronic screen.
 "A traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned pastor, specializing in constipation caused by various reasons, making you suffer from constipation..."
 After setting up the electronic banner, he stood up and opened the door.
 "Ouch..."
 The figure who was peering outside accidentally almost fell into Zheng Cheng's arms.
 "Are you OK……"
 When he looked down, he saw that she was a beautiful girl wearing a white priest's robe with golden patterns around the robe.
 She has long curly light golden hair and skin as smooth as a cow.
 The face has the soft arcs of an Oriental, but the pupils are light blue, as fatally attractive as the ocean.
 What caught Zheng Cheng's eyes the most was her huge breasts.
 Let alone his toes, Zheng Cheng could hardly even see his own toes.
 The little mixed-race beauty quickly stood up straight, took two steps back, and stared at Zheng Cheng cautiously:
 "You, are you a priest too?"
 The sound is crisp and has a different charm.
 "Well, what's wrong with the newly awakened priest profession?"
 The mixed-race beauty was surprised: "A newly awakened professional? Why are you here? Could it be that what you awakened is a real healing technique?"
 Zheng Cheng couldn't laugh or cry and said: "What is a real healing technique? Are there fake healing techniques?"
 "I'm warning you, I'm an old man here, don't steal my business, do you understand?" The little mixed-race beauty's eyes widened and she said seriously: "Well... this way, every time a customer comes, I will treat two patients , you can only treat one, understand?"
 "No, otherwise, I, I will..."
 After saying that, the little mixed-race beauty raised her fist and stared at Zheng Cheng fiercely.
 Zheng Cheng teased: "Otherwise, what will you do?"
 "I-I'll beat you up~!"
 The little mixed-race beauty showed her two little tiger teeth and said: "I, I awakened one year earlier than you, but you are your senior, be careful~"
 "snort!"
 After saying that, the little mixed-race beauty shrugged her nose and turned back to her treatment room.
 "interesting……"
 Zheng Cheng pinched his nose: "A young priest with a fierce appearance and a soft heart, or is he my senior?"
 "Although the face looks a little small, other parts should be mature~"
 Putting this matter behind him, Zheng Cheng first took a photo of his door.
 Turning around, he sat back on the stool and turned on his phone.
 Communication group for the Anorectal Department of Chang'an City First Hospital!
 This is the chat group that Zheng Cheng just joined yesterday. In addition to this, there are more than 20 other chat groups, large and small.
 They are all groups with the prompt words anorectal, constipation, and laxative.
 All of them are Zheng Cheng's potential customers.
 He quickly typed: "Family, I finally found an old Chinese medicine doctor who treats constipation, and he is also a professional!"
 After the message was sent out, the response came quickly.
 "Professional? Really?"
 “Can professionals also treat constipation?”
 "Really? Which professional can treat this thing?"
 "it is true!"
 Zheng Cheng quickly sent a photo.
 "Look, this is a photo I just took at the Chang'an City Pastors' Union. Is it fake?"
 "Holy shit! An ancestral traditional Chinese medicine doctor turned priest, good at constipation due to various reasons, making you suffer from constipation..."
 "Brothers, let me try it first. I haven't had a bowel movement in almost half a month, and taking medicine is of no use at all..."
 Satisfied, I quit the First Hospital group and opened another group.
 Cast a wide net and catch fish from the haystack.
 As long as one can be fished out, it will be spread to tens of thousands and hundreds of people, and it will soon spread throughout Chang'an City.
 By then, the good news for constipation patients will definitely be known to every constipation patient.
 And he himself can also gain massive skills and experience!
 Thinking of this, Zheng Cheng couldn't help but smile.
 He turned around, opened his backpack, and took out a white coat from inside.
 Hats and masks are available.
 Since you have to pretend, you have to pretend to be presentable.
 While Zheng Cheng was preparing, Lu Mengmeng also opened a group chat in Xiaolu Mengmeng's medical center next door.
 However, her group chat is an internal group for the entire pastoral union's temporary treatment management group.
 Little Orange: " @Mengmeng, do you understand, what does that new handsome guy do?"
 Xiaolu Mengmeng: "He is a newly transferred priest. He does look quite handsome."
 Little Angel: A new male pastor? Oh my God, this is our first male wet nurse here! I don’t know if the milk supply is enough or not…
 Little Orange: "I'm going to kill you. How much milk does a male pastor need? He just needs a good body!"
 Goddess of Light: "A newly transferred male priest dares to come here to open a medical center. His star rating is definitely very high, maybe level 7 or 8. His awakened novice skills are also very powerful in healing!"
 Goddess of Light: " @Mengmeng, go and see what is written on his door, what skills are he good at?"
 "oh."
 The Goddess of Light is a big boss in their priest union, and I heard that her level has reached LV50!
 The professional level is also a seven-star Holy Light Priest.
 Very prestigious among the entire pastoral union.
 He is also the boss that Lu Mengmeng admires the most.
 Lu Mengmeng obediently opened the door and ran to the next door.
 When he raised his head, his delicate little face was stunned for a moment, then became full of suspicion, shock, and some disbelief.
 She took a photo tremblingly and sent it to the group.
 "Let me see if this new handsome guy has a big milk supply!"
 "I...I'm going!"
 "Traditional Chinese medicine? Treat constipation?"
 "What about the healing skills we promised..."
 "What the hell?!"
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 Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession. 
 Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls. 
 But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis? 
 What the hell is osteoporosis surgery? 
 Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion? 
 Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts? 
 Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow. 
 But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak? 
 A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected! 
 A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know! 
 A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
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 Why tens of thousands of Xinshou villages were massacred, why super beasts screamed frequently in the middle of the night, why the eggs of the beasts were suddenly stolen, and hidden jobs disappeared. Who did it? Killing is not famous, is it human or ghost? Cold weapon game emergesSand Eagle's headshot, what is hidden behind it? What is the shocking secret behind the beauty's embrace? Is it the distortion of human nature, or the blooming of charm? Want to know what's going on? Then follow Yang AochenWitness his tough life in the game!
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 [Refreshing article + brain-burning + slow-burning + wit battle + many reversals] 
 "When I thought death was the end, I opened my eyes and found that death was just a new beginning." 
 After Lin Yu was killed by the school girl he thought was confessing to, he found that he was not really dead, but came to a death game! 
 Only the winner can get the opportunity to "live again". 
 Fortunately, Lin Yu awakened the "only profession · fraudster"—— 
 [As long as the lies are believed, they will come true! ] 
 Looking at other confused players, Lin Yu chose to pretend to be a god in the game for victory! 
 "Welcome to my game - lambs!" 
 And in the death games that followed one after another... 
 Lin Yu finally relied on [Fraudster] to become a real god!
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 Fang Yun was reborn. He was reborn in 2005, when he was a sophomore in high school. Fantasy Westward Journey was in the period of rapid growth. All kinds of influential figures competed for the top——the e-sports god system is at your service! Fang Yun woke up from the classroom and heardThe prompt sound in my mind has shocked the whole person!
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 Through the world of the outbreak of the intellectual crisis and the overall decline of the entertainment industry, we will rebuild a huge gaming empire from the bottom.
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 Chen Dongqing traveled back to the early days of S6 and gained a reversal system. The more you play other games, the more powerful League of Legends will become! 
 Ever since, a weird professional player appeared. 
 As a professional League of Legends player, I never play League of Legends. I suck every day, but I can kill everyone on the field! 
 Many people were angry at him and said: Such a bad player will not be able to get far just by relying on talent. 
 Until he reached the podium of the S race... 
 Until he walked to the award podium of the Star Wars Finals again... 
 Until he walked to the TI award podium again... 
 The audience finally understood that if you have talent, you can really do whatever you want. 
 [The game plot of LOL is the absolute main line, and there will be no shortage of plots. After the first championship, the game plots of other e-sports games will be added (and I will use a simple and easy-to-understand method to describe it. Don’t delay if you haven’t played other games. Everything is about having fun, so watch with confidence~)]
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 By chance, Jiang Xiuxiu participated in the escape game with the highest death rate in rumors. 
 Among a group of players with extraordinary abilities, the special ability she obtained was – Dress Up (?) 
 What’s even more terrifying is that her customs clearance mission is actually [change the boss into the designated clothes]! 
 With and not limited to cat ears, rabbit ears or maid outfits? ? ?
 She understands the truth, but why are all the bosses men? ! 
 —— 
 In the first world, looking at the gentle and harmless young man on the high platform, Jiang Xiuxiu thought with a fluke, maybe clearing customs…wouldn’t be difficult? 
 Then in the next second, the BOSS laughed and twisted the necks of others.
 In the Nth world, looking at the still innocent BOSS, Jiang Xiuxiu looked numb, and lit a cigarette in the vicissitudes of life: 
 Today is also a day to fight for BOSS women’s clothing.
 Instructions for reading: 
 ①This article is set up overhead! So the existence of escape games makes sense! 
 ②The big devil male protagonist x Tucao type old dog. Force the female protagonist 
 The heroine is a little salty in the early stage, but later the strength will become stronger and stronger 
 ③ Easy sand sculpture, women’s clothing is mainly a spoof, it will not be particularly thunderous, please rest assured~
 Content tags: Unlimited flow Sweet text Fast wear Shuangwen 
 Search keyword: Protagonist: Jiang Xiuxiu
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 In the era of “Apocalypse of Online Games”, the earth is digitized by inexplicable power!
 The whole world is occupied by various monsters and dimensional characters.
 Zombies everywhere rushed away, and alien shapes emerged.
 The battle between Qiao Feng and Baibeard was earth-shaking.
 A series of powerful fights such as Emperor Huang Tian, Xiao Yan, Naruto Vortex, Shi Tai, etc.
 Until Lin Dong was accidentally reborn, he obtained a god-level item [God-level warehouse]. He stepped on the big snake pill and punched the black beard. He was the only man that Huangtian emperor could not understand… See how he dominates this chaos Fighting times! !
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 In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail. 
 However, a few years later... 
 Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame? 
 Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!
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 The weird game [Pure Land] has come to the world. 
 The selected humans enter the game copy and survive in despair. 
 Jiang Ming was selected as a player and has the ability to refresh the plug-in every time he enters a new copy. 
 … 
 [The host is detected to enter the copy and the plug-in is loaded successfully. ] 
 [The list is refreshed as follows:] 
 [I am your father]: Specify a target and become the other party's father. 
 [Hard-mouthed]: When you suffer a fatal blow, you can say that you are fine, and the state is constant in the blood lock stage. 
 [Question]: When you question something, things will be rationalized by themselves. 
 [Crooked Mouth Dragon King]: When you smile evilly with a crooked mouth, you automatically get the main means of hitting the target in the face. 
 [Unless pie falls from the sky]: When you say "unless pie falls from the sky", pie will really fall from the sky. 
 [Yuan Fang, what do you think]: Specify a target and say "What do you think?", and the other party will become your subordinate. 
 [Copycat phone, it's awesome]: Your ability is very good, it will be mine in the next second. 
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 Jiang Ming: "My plug-in is always at the conceptual level every time it is refreshed."Author's Other NovelsSomething strange is coming? Fortunately, I am the King of Hell of the Tenth Palace
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 The blood of countless players paved the way forward for Seven Pigeons, 
 The mage's robes that were scorched by the fire were flying in the wind and dust, 
 The fragments of the magic lamp were stepped on and made a rustling sound, 
 The naga's blade was shattered and the stone statue turned to ashes. 
 Titan bones piled up in mountains. 
 And my seven pigeons, 
 I will step on your bones, 
 Take off Bracada's Tears of Asa, 
 Become the new king of the fairies!
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 "Our family is in decline..." 
 A soul from another world traveled through time and found that a distant relative had left a huge family inheritance and family territory waiting for his inheritance. Only he knew that this was a place shrouded in despair. 
 Bloodthirsty and cruel bandits, depraved and twisted cultists. 
 The war machine that occupies the old road, the man-eating witch that corrupts the forest. 
 The doomsday prophet who spreads despair, the necromancer who desecrates the dead. 
 The squirming and expanding flesh and blood waste, the twisted and deformed mountain of flesh was worshiped as king. 
 The hateful-looking family members of Dagon broke free from the cursed ghost in the bottomless abyss. 
 Monsters of the void are warping reality, and the gods of old are waiting for the stars to return. 
 Either seeking redemption, escaping the past, or pursuing fame and fortune, heroes from all walks of life unite under his command to bring hope to this desperate world. 
 Save our family from the shadow that greedily consumes us, the darkest dungeon. 
 ………… 
 Keywords: Dark Dungeon, Lord Farming, Cthulhu, Middle Ages, Dark Gothic
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 When he woke up, surrounded by zombies, Xiao Zhan was panicked, but fortunately he activated the fishing system. 
 “Ding, congratulations to the host for killing the zombies and rewarding Titanium Flame Taishou*1.” 
 “Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully fishing and obtaining S-level strength fruit.” 
 “Ding, congratulations to the host for his successful fishing and obtain the AK47 Fire Kirin*1.”
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