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   Chapter 8 Catch a Turtle in an Urn
   At this time, Leng Xue'er couldn't help but look back at Leng Qianxun, when did this bastard, who is usually stupider than a pig, learn to play tricks? And it also **** her off.
    "Okay, we're starting class now, you sit down." Seeing that Nie Xiaoyi had gone down, the head teacher waved Leng Qianxun to sit down.
    This was just a small episode in the class, and it was quickly forgotten by the students.
    But the whole process was seen by a person passing by outside the window.
   This trick is good, and no one can see any flaws.
   He originally wanted to go to the toilet, but he overheard the word "Leng Qianxun". He remembered the name of the person who was tortured into a pig's head in Houshan yesterday, "Death Chihiro".
   Thinking of this, he couldn't help but stop, and glanced into the classroom, just in time to see Leng Qianxun who was called by the teacher to stand up, and recognized the brown hair, who made him stand here and listen to the corner by a strange coincidence.
   Back to the class, Ling Xiaofeng immediately came over, "It's been so long? Thought you were running away?"
    "Multiple."
   Ye Wushang ignored him, returned to his seat, and picked up the "Sun Tzu's Art of War" on the table.
   Ling Xiaofeng didn't take his temper seriously. In his words, he took it for granted.
    "I said, can you come to my birthday party?"
   Think about how many beauties would come to his garden, swimming pool, living room, and room if he could come? Just thinking about it makes his heart itch.
    "No." Ye Wushang resolutely refused without raising his head.
 "Please?"
    "No!"
 "Please?"
    "No!"
    "So heartless?"
    "Yes!"
    "Woohoo! If you are careless in making friends, it's fine if you don't make friends with this kind of person." Speaking of Ling Xiaofeng's story, he was about to get up and leave, but after walking two steps, he suddenly approached him.
    "Give you another chance?"
    "No need." After Ye Wushang finished speaking, he took the book and left.
   The bell for the end of get out of class rang, and Leng Qianxun stood at the door of the toilet, hesitating which side to go to?
   Suddenly, the neckline was lifted, the body was suspended in the air, and the toes dragged the floor and was dragged into the men's toilet.
    "Stinky boy, I heard that you stepped on the feet of our goddess, you really ate the guts of a leopard."
   It wasn't until the man let go of his hand that Leng Qianxun looked up and saw a tall and mighty muscular man with eight-pack abs, leading his two little followers, wanting to avenge their goddess.
   Niu Da is a student in Class Three (2) of Senior High School, and he is also the one who pursues Leng Xueer most fiercely. How could he appear here at this time?
   The reason for this can be imagined.
    Leng Qianxun narrowed his eyes and looked at him, a flash of understanding flashed in his eyes.
    "You still dare to laugh?" Niu Da saw the smile in her eyes, and wanted to pat her on the head with a slap, but didn't want to be swayed by Leng Qianxun.
    "Hey! Still know how to resist?" Niu Da's eyes were full of evil spirits, "Brothers, isn't he crooked? Let's do justice for the sky today and help him uproot him, so as not to be neither male nor female, neither fish nor fowl."
 "Ha ha!"
    "..."
   Niu Da’s words made the two younger brothers standing behind burst into laughter.
    "Go, block the door." With a wave of his hand, a younger brother immediately went to close the door to prevent others from entering by mistake.
   Of course, they were definitely not trying to prevent Leng Qianxun from escaping. With his small, powerless body, it would be even more difficult to escape from his big clutches.
   Niu Da wanted to catch a turtle in a urn, so he stretched out his hand to grab it, but he dodged it unexpectedly.
    "Niu Da, you are in such a hurry, what should I do if you were accidentally bent by me?"
   Niu Da is his nickname, but his real name, Leng Qianxun, has never been called by anyone.
   (end of this chapter)
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 The body of a thousand gold, upon waking up, became the “illegitimate child” despised by everyone in the imperial capital Leng’s Group. Since then, she has been disguised as a boy since she was a child, and it has become her routine to abuse scum and face.
 The teacher said she was a scumbag, so she changed it! Classmates said she was ugly, she changed! The family said she had no product, so she bought it! The main room said she was a bitch, she beat her!
 Gong Dou, face slapping is what she is best at, how can it be fun and cruel?
 National school grass, business wizards! When she met him, she almost met her nemesis.
 “With such a small body, go for a run and develop your eight-pack abs.”
 “No!” God! She doesn’t want abs, she wants vest lines!
 “You can’t tell the difference between male and female, you look like a little boy, go to the sun to replenish calcium.”
 “Don’t!” She didn’t even have time to be Bai Fumei, but he tried every means to blackmail her.
 [The new article “The Almighty Princess is online! “The group favorite cool article is online, welcome to enter the pit. Recommended and finished good article “The Queen of Beast Taming is Super Fierce”, hilarious and refreshing article, welcome to tease! 】
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 (Affair version) 
 Jun Yuyan jumped down from the 36th floor, and when he woke up, he found himself lying miserably in a garbage dump where there was no hair… 
 It’s the worst traverser TAT in history 
 She was hungry and finally found a bottle of expired nutrient solution. 
 I just drank it, but I haven’t tasted it yet. 
 Surrounded by the scary face of the fierce god! ? 
 Don’t let her drink it! Hit her too! ! 
 What to do then? 
 Jun Yuyan (rolling up his sleeves): Of course it’s for his own belly, do it! 
 (after a minute) 
 Scarface (crying face): Brother, I’m wrong, can’t I be wrong? you…… 
 Jun Yuyan (raises eyebrows): Dissatisfied? 
 Scarface (grieved Baba): You bullied me woo woo woo, how miserable I was back then, and now I’m still being bullied woo woo woo, I think I was betrayed back then… wow wow wow… 
 A fight that just walked away turned into an online psychological consultation… 
 Jun Yuyan: Blame me for being too agile╮(╯▽╰)╭ 
 —————————————————— 
 (serious version) 
 Once in the army, once for the people. 
 Jun Yuyan has always been so convinced. 
 What should she do until the order she receives goes against the bottom line of her life? 
 When someone forced her from guardian to aggressor, 
 When my companions die one by one needlessly, 
 When the struggle for rights tramples on lives, 
 When her faith begins to crumble… 
 Then resist! 
 If the faith she had given her life to protect has collapsed, 
 then overthrow it, 
 Rebuild your own light!
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 This article is also known as “Quick Transmigration, as a woman, I can only pretend to be a man to do tasks”. 
 “Don’t panic when something happens, it’s not just pretending to be a man, I’m pretending to be a man, I’m more a man than a man”. 
 “That ‘man’ is damn charming”. 
 “The host’s father is harming people again, and the system’s own sins have to be done while kneeling.”
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 One sentence introduction: She reconciled with herself by virtue of her performance.
 ————
 When she was about to die, she “traveled” through the apocalypse, and after 30 years of hard work, she was finally reborn by tearing down the system, but was planted with the seeds of murderous manic depression. Since then, there has been an additional villain professional in the entertainment industry, with superb acting skills, and has repeatedly won the crown of the best actor.
 Key words: women disguised as men, dramas in dramas, fanboys, Hanwen Copywriters
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 Gu Qingmo began to disguise herself as a man because of a word from her master.
 Later, because of the words of my brother, I tried not to open my mouth if I could.
 Later, I don’t know why the whole cultivation world is talking about the old master of Wanjianzong, the closed disciple of Xiaoyao Sanren, who is cold-hearted, taciturn, self-restrained and respectful, and who cultivates the ruthless way.
 Mo Chuli thought so until she died in her hands.
 However, since he was reborn and accepted as a disciple by Gu Qingmo, he discovered that——
 Well said, cold hearted! taciturn! Self-denial!
 It’s all an illusion!
 Small snippet:
 The day before Gu Qingmo was going to take Mo Chuli out for a training session, the headmaster made a special trip to Jianfeng and said to Mo Chuli, “Chuli, my uncle told you that if your master wants to go out in the future, you will definitely to follow.”
 Mo Chuli: “Sect Master, why is this?”
 Liu Qingbai: “Your master’s words are easy to offend people, so you have to keep an eye on it.”
 Mo Chuli: “…”
 [Woman pretending to be a man to decorate the real world’s first upright and paralyzed heroine × Seizing the house after her death was accepted by the heroine as an apprentice and the former Demon Lord hero]
 ps: The female protagonist has a ceiling level of combat power, and the male protagonist is a growth type
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 “If Gao ○○ and Zhen Jingwen both confessed to you at the same time, who would you choose? Heheheh, it’s so hard to choose! Can I just have both?!”
 “What do I do if my GF likes BL? Shit! What’re girls reading all that stuff for? They should get married and have kids while they’re still young.”
 “How would you guys rate my sister? Let me see…She looks pretty good. Old rules, 10 if she’s up to f*ck, 0 if she’s not, hahaha.”
 “Disgusting homosexuals spreading Aids, perverted fujoshis are cancer of society!”
 Not only did college student Xia Chuan have stage II advanced straight male cancer, he even had severe homophobia, much less being able to stand the existence of fujoshis. But then, he suddenly met with the greatest crisis of his life—
 After waking up, he actually grew an organ only a girl would have between his perineum!
 Was this not a dream?
 Impossible…
 Xia Chuan couldn’t stop his brain from recalling an ancient post on Baidu:
 What if you turned into a girl one day?
 —First, show your brothers a good time!
 De! Fi! Nite! Ly! Not!!!! Xia Chuan pulled up his pants with gritted teeth and swore to defend his virginity to the death.
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 The little transparent who suffered from the unspoken rules, the women’s clothing boss who fell out of his horse, the second generation ancestor of the dandy who was in the entertainment industry… Your task is to become them and reach the top of the entertainment industry. 
 Shi Qi: I understand the truth, but the problem is, Lao Tzu is a woman! 
 [Women disguised as men and mixed men’s groups] (End) 
 Those days and nights when women disguised themselves as men and mixed boy groups. 
 [Bending a straight steel male fan] (End) 
 The steel straight male fans who were tragically bent. 
 [The actor is a part-time demon hunter] (End) 
 Short stories. 
 [Infrastructure is only for the top stream] (End) 
 “Ha! It’s really hard for me to open up an entertainment business in the wildly growing Western Fantasy World.” 
 [The entertainment industry is all my cp] 
 Became a second-generation dandy who likes to fry cp and touch porcelain, and is boycotted by fans. 
 To be continued.
 【Reading Guide】 
 1. Women disguised as men (emphasis) + happy style 
 2. Parallel time and space, this article has no cp, and the protagonist has no love line. 
 3. The characters have no original shape, and the logic serves the plot.
 Content tags: entertainment circle fast wear women disguised as men cool text 
 Search keywords: Protagonist: Shi Qi (Little Seventeen) ┃ Supporting roles: Mom fans, dad fans, girlfriend fans, straight men fans dismantle cp” 
 One-sentence introduction: women disguise themselves as men and become group pets in various worlds 
 Purpose: It is not terrible to fall into the bottom, because every step of the next effort is to the light.
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 (Women disguised as men) Strong women and men with black bellies.
 ‘He’ is a rare ‘male god’ who is handsome, wealthy and has no gossip. And he is an ordinary man who hits a wall when he gets along with a man and a woman.
 A contract bound the two tightly together. Facing the indifferent ‘him’, he was always cautious, fearing that ‘he’ would fall in love with his prosperous appearance.
 Isn’t the legendary ‘he’ aloof and unfeminine? It doesn’t matter, take the initiative to bring him. When the rare ‘male god’ identity is revealed, he not only has to face female love rivals, but also a large wave of male love rivals ahead. ‘What should I do if my daughter-in-law is too handsome? ’ ‘Being coquettish, being cute, and rolling around’
 “Mother~Mother…” A certain neglected baby was hanging on his lap with an aggrieved expression on his face. As soon as the words came out, a chestnut fell on the baby’s head, “How many times have I said that I am your father and that is your mother?”
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 After Lu Yao wore a book and became an almighty boss who dressed as a woman and dressed as a man, he was either on the hot search or on the way to the hot search.
 [Hot Search 1: Lu Yao decides to quit the King team]
 Netizen: Haha, the FW who entered the team through the back door has finally broken the contract!
 The next day, the Glory of Kings list was refreshed, and Lu Yao’s data dominated the list.
 KING team official blog: We decided to add 10 times the salary to try to retain Lu Yao.
 Netizen: ? ? ?
 [Hot Search 2: Lu Yao’s help in charity is a model for young people]
 Netizen: Donating some scraps of iron is also embarrassing to say that it is a charity! When who hasn’t donated money?
 Charity Federation Press Conference: Thank you Mr. Lu Yao for donating 1 billion yuan to build Hope Primary School.
 Netizen: ? ? ?
 [Hot search 3: Lu Yao got drunk at the celebration banquet, the captain Zhan Shen took good care of him, and he was the favorite of the powerful group! 】
 Netizen: Will Lu Yao die without a man? Stay away from our brother Zhanshen!
 The next day, Weibo posted a video of two people in the car, Zhan Shen actively begging for a kiss and being kicked off by Lu Yao…
 Netizen: …? ?
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 As a holy knight, I had been taken as a prisoner of war during an engagement against the vampires. “Oh my, granting you death? You wish! Accept my embrace and turn into a vampire. I will be counting on you in the future~ my precious daughter.” The silver haired, vampress loli queen lifted my chin gently, and with a smile of ridicule, aimed her sharp fangs towards my neck. 
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 After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King.
 The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm.
 Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong.
 Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he…
 He seems to be a mental case…
 It’s alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way.
 But what’s with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day!
 Small Orchid: He’s not ill, he’s just despicable (贱jian)…can’t stand to see (见jian) people live a good life.
 Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life.
 Small Orchid: …
 *T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word “despicable” is the same as the word “see” – thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him.
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 Occupational Analysis of “Crown Princess”:
 Number One: Promotion prospects are bleak, Crown Princess—Empress—Empress Dowager, the time between each is vast, and difficulty is extremely high.
 Number Two: No guarantees of continuous labor, not to mention the lack of insurance, you can be dismissed at any time, furthermore you will no longer be able to start another career!
 Number Three: The nature of the job is dangerous, at any time there is the danger of death, if the Crown Prince isn’t able to ascend as emperor, you will fall out of luck together with him, if the crown prince ascends as emperor, you have to be careful as to not unluckily fall alone.
 Number Four: Moonlighting as a s*x worker, though the intensity of the job is unlikely to be very big, however, there is no power to select the service partner.
 To summarize, the job of Crown Princess isn’t particularly a good job, no prospects, large stress, and the manual labor is intense……
 Okay, in fact that was just a flood of words, a simple summary is:
 This is a story about a “woman’s” struggles in the harem……
 At the same time, it is also about a “man’s” sufferings in the harem……
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 Once reborn, she became a wealthy young man who disguised herself as a man and was spurned by everyone.
 Transformed, the young man rose up, entered the military camp, was ashamed before the snow, and counterattacked in the face in minutes!
 The filthy ruffian, no matter whether she is picking up girls or flirting with men, she is able to capture even the commander-in-chief.
 One day, the subordinates came down and reported: “Report to Commander Ye, Adjutant Gu went to the bathroom to peek at the soldiers taking a bath!”
 Ye Yujin didn’t lift his head: “Who did you see, just wipe it off!”
 “Report to Commander Ye, another girl has come to ask Adjutant Gu to kiss her and hold her up high!”
 “Wait, I’ll go out myself!”
 “Report Night Commander…”
 Ye Yujin was angry: “If you don’t clean up for three days, the roof will be uncovered!”
 Gu Qiqi smiled charmingly, “Speak well, who will clean up who?”
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