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 January 14, X
 The weather is overcast
 Before today, I always thought that the sand sculptures licking iron railings in winter only existed in internet jokes.
 But this guy Wu Yunfei made me realize that jokes come from life (～￣▽￣)～
 This guy didn't really go outside to lick the iron railing with his tongue, but when he was eating boxed ice cream at home, he accidentally stuck his tongue with the spoon!
 God knows what this sand sculpture thinks? !
 When buying ice cream, he obviously comes with a small wooden spoon. Why is he so special that he must use a stainless steel spoon to eat it?
 I'm about to laugh so that my stomach cramps!
 However, under his groaning gaze, I forcibly suppressed the smile, suggesting that he take a sip of warm water in his mouth, slowly soften the part where the tongue is connected to the spoon, and then take out the spoon.
 The waiting time is a bit long, but my method finally worked. The only sequelae is that he speaks with a big tongue.
 I asked him what was going on. He grieved and said that eating Sichuan-style hot pot a couple of days ago was a bit irritating, so he wanted to eat ice cream to reduce the irritation.
 (⊙o⊙) Can eating ice cream lower the fire? This is the first time I heard this...
 I asked him why he used a stainless steel spoon to eat. He said that the wooden spoon that came with the ice cream was too small to taste at all, so he went to the kitchen to find a large spoon.
 emmmmmm is uneasy after eating ice cream...Why doesn't he just find a shovel? That thing is bigger, it’s more enjoyable to eat ice cream =ω=
 However, I still didn't figure out how he stuck his tongue on the spoon.
 In order to make me understand, he reinterpreted the whole process of his tongue being stuck.
 It turned out that after eating two bites of ice cream, he was suddenly curious about the taste of the stainless steel in his hand, so he stretched out his tongue and licked...
 O(∩_∩)O is good, I successfully got the reason why his tongue is stuck.
 However, his tongue was stuck with the spoon again...
 We just worked in vain...
 January 15, X
 sunny
 The sequelae of that guy's Sichuan-flavored hot pot gradually appeared, and his face began to explode with disfigurement.
 Hmm... The large-scale disfigurement type of acne is this guy's own statement. In my opinion, he is just a few less obvious pimples on his face.
 However, he seems to be very concerned about the acne on his face, and even went to buy a few boxes of acne masks.
 ∑(口||Isn't it only girls who apply masks?!
 Isn't he ashamed of a big man applying a mask? !
 This guy might have expected that I would complain about him applying the mask, so he prepared my share when he bought the mask.
 How could a true man put on a mask? Of course I refused!
 However, the guy seemed determined to make me his "kind", and no matter how I resist him, he must give me a mask.
 (T_T) In order to let him stay aside and play on the phone without affecting my normal work... I reluctantly compromised.
 It turns out that I was still too naive.
 The mask he applied to me was not an ordinary white mask, but a patterned one.
 Putting on that mask, I had the same makeup look of Kyoto Geisha in minutes.
 The guy succeeded in the trick, looked at my face and laughed, and kept taking pictures with his phone.
 (Ｔ▽Ｔ) I confessed my fate... as long as he is happy...
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 In the eyes of everyone, Feng Yao, with his extraordinary appearance and successful career, was the perfect male god.
 #How to become friends with Boss Feng# There were countless people leaving such comments everyday.
 His name, Feng Yao, was simply another synonym for “excellence”.
 One day, however–
 A verified Weibo account suddenly exposed Boss Feng’s personal diary.
 The contents all revolved around one person: Wu YunFei.
 The infamous rich hedonist*.
 There were tearful complaints between the words and lines of his diary entries.
 It was a far cry away from the image Boss Feng usually portrayed!
 For a while, the entire network was boiling.
 #Exposing Mr. Perfect’s true colors online# 
 #Speaking Out My Heart’s Thoughts: The Series# 
 #Asking everyone to stand by and observe a living sand sculpture**# 
 #A live documentary of Boss Feng’s process of becoming bent#
 Note : 
 *纨绔子弟: hedonistic son of rich parents 
 **Sand sculpture (沙雕-ShāDiāo) is a homophone for (vulgar, derogatory) idiot (傻屌-ShǎDiǎo).
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 Traveled to Greece in the Age of Gods and became Jason.&nbsp; 
 Wait, Jason?&nbsp; 
 Are you referring to Jason who provoked the betrayal witch Medea?&nbsp; 
 Jason?&nbsp; 
 You mean Jason who looks like a hero but is really just a god toy? !&nbsp; 
 Jason?&nbsp; 
 Are you referring to the Jason who seemed to be brilliant in his life and eventually became a great hero and was widely circulated in later generations, but in fact he had a rough life and could not end well when he finally died?&nbsp; 
 No, I don’t want such a fate!&nbsp; 
 therefore…… 
 “Mr. Chiron, I want to drop out of school, this hero is not worth it!”
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 [New book "The Blue and Black Flash of Curse" has been released! ] 
 Yang Xiao traveled to My Hero Academia. This era is not the era he is familiar with. When the hell scene five years later appeared in front of him, he knew that he must be fully prepared before the darkest era comes and lead the U.A. High School to solve the crisis! 
 Legend has it that in that unpredictable magical time and space 
 Legend has it that they can change in a thousand ways and show their magical powers 
 Legend still depends on the flow of time but the righteousness remains unchanged 
 Legend has it that heroes emerge in an endless stream in the Hero Academy (funny face) 
 New book: [One Punch Man: Thunder Shazam] has been released! 
 [This article does not have a harem for the time being. The more female characters appear in the scene, the heroine is not necessarily what will happen between the two. Just read it quietly. ] 
 [PS: There is already a million-word book "Hero Academy: The Strongest Personality"]Author's Other NovelsOne Punch Man: Thunder ShazamHero Academia: The Strongest Personality
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 When Shen Zhifan awoke, he had become the nation’s male god.
 The type of male god that everyone in the world, crying and shouting, wants to marry.
 However, because the General (who lives next door) has a fiancee who fell in love with Shen Zhifan, the General absolutely hates him.
 Shen Zhifan, who has always thought of the General as his male god, was crushed.
 *My Male God has become my rival in love. Every day his ice-cube face looks like he desperately wants to hack me to death.*
 *Esteemed General, I don’t even have a sliver of affection for your fiancee. I’ve long given up any hope of love – right now, I just want to get rich.*
 Luckily, the General’s cat really likes him, and always wants to……climb into his bed.
 Ice-cube face, damn mensao, cat General gong x very good-looking shou
 The gong’s cat form is a Blue Ragdoll Cat, his cat form is so devastatingly gorgeous that if you don’t buy him you’re not human.
 Sweetness is justice. Both sides are secretly in love. Senselessly sweet. Logic is dead, please don’t be too confused.
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 If you are good enough, why don’t you fly to the heavens, and rise side by side with the sun?
 This is about a girl who played using a male character, carefully building up her strength, guarding her wallet to one day be able to sponsor her male idol.
 This is the story of a group of mentally insane people.
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 Tang Xiao had two wishes so far, the first wish is to sponsor Mu Cheng. The second wish was to help every enemy of Su Muzhe!
 Female: Wife, I have died! When I die, hold me tight! That way, the ones who have come for revenge will know that we are a pair!
 Male: … …
 Everyone: Why aren’t you going to the heavens?!
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 Everyday, when Tang Xiao sat at home, she would first, number 1: kiss kiss pat pat and stare contentedly at the collection of naked posters of her male idol Mu Cheng that she had pasted all over her home.
 Secondly, she would play online games.
 With her male ID, Tang Xiao would cause havoc and uproar all over the game by confessing to girls constantly everyday, murdering all the men and generally, harassing people in public.
 Every single time, she raised havoc, a female ID named Su Muzhe would punch her and try to knock her to her senses.
 Thus a marriage began between a male ID who had a girl behind it, and a female ID who had a man behind it.
 While at the same time, Tang Xiao tried her very best to roll into the sheets of her male idol, not knowing that she was already associated with him in the 2D world.
 This is the story of how Tang Xiao was shamelessly bribed by her male idol to marry his character with naked posters of himself, and how every time she announced she wanted to sleep with him, she was punched.
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 He went from an ordinary student to a god-level master in manufacturing. 
 Continuously progressing, processing range from hundreds of meters to tens of atoms, processing precision from microns to nanometers to atoms and molecules, everything was possible. 
 Wassenaar Accord? The embargo against China? What we have banned are technologies that China doesn’t care much about. Most of the member states have to import technology from China, shouldn’t the member states have a meeting to discuss and bring in China as well? 
 Forbidden chip sales? Is there a mistake? We barely managed to maintain our low-end market with a large amount of subsidies, it’s already good enough that China didn’t initiate an anti-dumping investigation. President, are you sick? 
 Hmm, it seems like living cells can be processed precisely as well. Do you need to refine the cancer cells that you are spreading out?
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 Genius e-sports players did not give up their dreams after suffering, return to the league, and create a brilliant story.The protagonists are the twin stars Qin Mo and Xiao Han. The game “Peerless Jianghu” is the author’s original martial arts online games. Eight faction with 16 different play, dozens of kinds of Jianghu cheats and characteristics of the competitive model, welcome everyone into the new world of competitive online games.
 This is the last part of the the god series. The first two parts have been finished. The plots do not affect each other.
 E-sport God Series 1 “The Strongest God”
 E-sport God Series 2 “God Level Summoner”
 E-sport God Series 3 “The King’s Return”
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 Fu Yao’s father, Fu Chengyan, has been vegetative for more than ten years and suddenly woke up one day.The doctor who witnessed all this sighed: People wake up, but they turn crazy!
 Fu Chengyan, who had been in the cultivation world for two thousand years, went back to his own world. When he saw her daughter again, he found her with short hair, possessing very old clothes, and having a pitiful look due malnutrition.
 Feeling guilty, Fu Chengyan wanted to know her daughter’s true thoughts in order to compensate her. He then read her inner world with mind reading.
 “It’s was not easy to raise myself already, and now I have to raise a dad with a brain problem… My life is too difficult.”
 “It seems that the scholarship I am receiving is not enough.”
 “It’s better to sell the first place in the school to that person.”
 “Isn’t the second-placer a silly girl? Let’s sell the second-place to the third-placed silly girl also…”
 “How much was the prize for the oral English contest?”
 “Although Dad has a problem with his brain, he still looks so handsome. Is the rich woman next door still thinking about him? How…”
 Fu Chengyan: Thank you for being a filial daughter!
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 [Superpowers] [Slow pace] [Single female lead] [Relaxed] [Daily]
 I am Qi Jing, and I have traveled to a parallel universe.
 But this Earth seems a little different.
 Thirty years ago, the first dimensional gate appeared on Earth, leading to an unknown other world.
 People who come into contact with the other world will gain source power and superpowers.
 As expected, I got a powerful superpower: lottery.
 I can draw martial arts, supernatural powers, magic, skills, artifacts, imperial tools, pets...
 and there is no CD, so I can draw as much as I want.
 I thought I could get through the other world quickly.
 But it doesn't have a guarantee!
 (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
 What a fucking other world, just mess around, and see when you can draw out the magic skills.
 Isn't it nice to fall in love and play games?Show more
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 Ye Yang, a straight man from Northeast China, transmigrated into a novel about court fights, became a concubine, and was bound to a system, which could put on view the favorability score of the main characters.
 On condition that the emperor’s favorability score was too high, he’d fall in love with Ye Yang. However, if his favorability score was too low, he’d be mercilessly killed. In order to protect his life and chastity, Ye Yang forced himself to create his own persona, repeatedly switching between the personality of an unrefined man from Northeast China and the first beauty of the harem.
 Yet, things were getting worse and worse. At first, he let the favorability score of the dog emperor drop. Later, the score began increasing rapidly. Watching how the favorability score was about to skyrocket, Ye Yang panicked.
 He wore a gold chain and raised a mink, silencing all of the imperial concubines of the harem. Feng Luan’s favorability score had been increased by +1.
 He had a snowball fight with the dog emperor and pushed him into a snowdrift. Both of them caught a cold. Feng Luan’s favorability score had been increased by +10.
 The mink he raised thought out a plan for Feng Luan to renovate the imperial study room worth of more than 10.000 taels of silver. The imperial study was so horrible that one could hardly bear to look at it.
 Feng Luan’s favorability score had been increased by +100.
 What’s going on! Are you still a straight man!
 ……
 The longer Ye Yang lived in degradation, the more he felt that the dog emperor was different from what he initially thought.
 At his feet the ground was covered in blood and bones, but behind him was the delightful scenery of the prosperous world, and the coming of all nations.
 A few years later, he helped Ye Yang up the stairs and gazed into the distance. He saw a myriad of twinkling lights, bustling, bright and beautiful.
 And Feng Luan whispered in his ear.
 “My dear Imperial Concubine, look.”
 “This is our country.”
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 There’s an ancient saying in Great Ruins, ‘Don’t go outside when it’s dark.’
 In Great Ruins, the disabled elders of Disabled Elderly Village picked up an infant by the riverside and named him Qin Mu, raising him up with blood and sweat. This day, as the night descended and the darkness shrouded Great Ruins, Qin Mu left home…
 Become a villain undulating in the spring breeze!
 That’s what Blind told him.
 This is the rise of Qin Mu’s road to becoming a villain!
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 What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? 
 It’s time to put an end to this war. 
 “If you are invincible, what will happen?”
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 Upon waking up, Ruan Xia had transmigrated into a webnovel that she had stayed up all night to finish reading. She had become the villain’s mother.
 In the novel, after the death of her first husband, the original owner of the body had hooked up with a Mr. Perfect at the fastest possible speed. Worried and discontent that her son from her first marriage would become a burden on her, she heartlessly abandoned her son.
 Having once held the best quality script and informed of future events, Ruan Xia looked at her still alive first husband as well as her future villain son. She sighed. She wanted to apply for a different script!
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Chapter 8: January 14th-January 15th

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