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 "My college roommate almost died laughing" when he watched the interview video! ! 》
 The video about the strange deeds of female college students was quickly uploaded to the short video platform and became popular immediately.
 "Damn it, I always thought that laughing out loud was an exaggeration, but I never thought there was a real-life case."
 "I almost died laughing."
 "Tell me the truth, are you the one who kept saying 'I'm laughing so hard' on the barrage before?"
 "The King of Hell: Who is laughing wildly outside the gate of hell?"
 "Female college student: Haha, I laugh at the incompetence of the King of Hell and the impermanent waste. Even a weak woman like me can fool them around!"
 "Damn it, you are so arrogant, are you a modern monkey brother? Are you not named in the book of life and death?"
 "Laughing to death? You are the successor of Cheng Yaojin, right!?"
 "Isn't this the interview video of my Brother Dou?"
 "Damn it, Brother Dou is so powerful that he almost killed a college student alone from a thousand miles away."
 "If you don't understand, just ask, who is Brother Dou!?"
 "Please see the video link for the interview!"
 This miraculous case of a female college student stunned netizens.
 It turns out that there are really people in the world who can laugh at someone.
 Watching funny videos is dangerous, but do it and cherish it.
 As the bizarre deeds of female college students became popular, Pan Dou’s interview videos became even more popular.
 Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room was crowded with a lot of people watching the excitement.
 "Where's my Brother Dou?"
 “Come famous!”
 "No, I'm here to see Brother Dou. Anchor, why are you wandering around with a middle-aged uncle?"
 "Anchor, I want to watch Brother Dou!! (Broken sound~)"
 "What can you recommend about this poor school?"
 A large wave of barrages flooded into the live broadcast room, asking the anchor to go back and interview Pan Dou.
 At this time, Zhao Xinyi was hanging out with the new principal of Yucai Primary School.
 The principal enthusiastically introduced the history of Yucai Primary School to the audience in the live broadcast room and his plans after taking office.
 He advocates campus renovation, balance of work and rest, social practice, etc.
 As the saying goes, there are three things a new official should do when he takes office.
 But depending on the principal's situation, there are more than three fires in his plan.
 It is almost necessary to demolish Yucai Primary School and rebuild it.
 Full of ambition.
 Unfortunately, the audience in the live broadcast room was not interested at all.
 They just want to have fun.
 The new principal talks endlessly about how one student is playing the piano to an ox.
 "Supervisor, a large number of people have flooded into the live broadcast room again, and the number of real-time viewers has exceeded 100,000!!"
 In the operations department of the Beijing Daily, the newspaper staff responsible for monitoring the live broadcast data shouted excitedly.
 "Is it popular again?"
 All department staff looked excited and surprised, and quickly investigated the cause.
 I hope I can learn from my experience.
 “Fuck, fuck, Brother Dou is awesome!!”
 The department head searched for the reason for the rising popularity and found that it was Pan Dou who accidentally brought the popularity. He suddenly shouted excitedly, as if a fanatical believer was praising the Lord they believed in.
 “Brother Dou is awesome!!”
 Other staff members shouted with equal enthusiasm.
 Year-end bonus, year-end bonus! !
 They finally saw hope of getting year-end bonuses.
 Ah sneeze! !
 Just after class, Pan Dou, who was heading to the flag-raising platform with two friends, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and was filled with doubts. Which beautiful woman was thinking about him?
 He shook his head and took the lead to the flag-raising platform.
 "Brother Dou, Brother Dou, I have brought everything including chalk, lightsaber, magic cards..."
 The little follower Wang Dacong was carrying a backpack filled with toys.
 "Brother Dou, I'm going to pick up stones."
 Liu Tiezhu finished his sentence and trotted toward the woods with his backpack on his back.
 To pray for rain, a small altar should be built.
 Stones are required.
 Pan Dou has already arranged various engineering tasks for praying for rain, and everyone divides the work and cooperates.
 Wang Dacong provided the money, Liu Tiezhu provided the strength, and he provided the people.
 "Right Protector, bring the chalk."
 Arriving at the flag-raising platform, Pan Dou stretched out his hand, and Wang Dacong entered the role in a second and shouted: "I obey, little brother." Then he took out a box of chalk from his schoolbag.
 This is from the classroom.
 Pan Dou took the chalk and squatted down to make gestures on the floor of the flag-raising platform.
 "Brother Dou, what is this?"
 "Gossip!!"
 I saw Pan Dou drawing the entire Bagua on the floor one stroke at a time.
 Qian, Kun, Xun, Zhen, Kan, Li, Gen, Dui! !
 Heaven, earth, wind, thunder, water, fire, mountains, and lakes! !
 Hexagram 8864, all things are endless!
 "Wow, so neat!"
 Wang Dacong's eyes widened as he looked at the mysterious gossip on the ground and couldn't help but marvel.
 "Brother Dou, the stone is here."
 At this time, Liu Tiezhu, who was responsible for picking up stones, rushed back panting with a large bag of stones on his back. He put down his backpack, which was filled with stones.
 "Guardian Zuo, thank you for your hard work."
 Pan Dou praised Liu Tiezhu with satisfaction.
 After being recognized, Liu Tiezhu looked uplifted, put his legs together, raised his hands and saluted: "Serve the people!"
 Pan Dou has become accustomed to Liu Tiezhu's strange behavior.
 Liu Tiezhu's family comes from a police family. His father is a criminal investigation captain, his mother is a forensic doctor, his uncle is a traffic policeman, and his aunt is...
 In short, this is a promising policeman.
 Under the influence of his family, he often exhibited some special behaviors that public officials often do.
 For example, salute, etc.
 Pan Dou took the backpack, picked through the stones inside, and then piled a small altar in the center of the Bagua.
 "Right Protector, please ask the Rain God!"
 When the altar was set up, he immediately reached out to Wang Dacong.
 "The rain god is coming!!"
 Wang Dacong shouted, and then carefully took out a poster from his backpack.
 The poster shows a certain singer with unruly hair.
 The background is a rainy day, with long thin raindrops pouring down.
 This poster came from a certain teacher's office.
 "Hang it up!!"
 Wang Dacong immediately hung the poster on the small altar.
 "Take my magic sword!"
 Pan Dou looked serious and reached out to take the sword.
 "Here comes the sword!"
 Wang Dacong took out another strange-shaped sword from his backpack.
 The sword is a cylinder the size of a thumb.
 It's like a light bulb with a sword hilt.
 Pan Dou took the magic sword, waved it twice, and told them seriously: "The guardians on the left and right, everything is ready now, all I need is the east wind. During my practice, you must help me protect the magic and not let others interrupt my casting." process, otherwise if the approach fails, we will all be punished by God.”
 "When the time comes... you may invite parents!"
 "Brother Dou, please rest assured, I will protect you to the death."
 When Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong heard that parents would be invited, they immediately became serious and took on the roles, promising with excitement on their faces.
 "You two, help me cast a spell!"
 Liu Tiezhu and Wang Dacong lined up on both sides, and Pan Dou sat cross-legged in front of the Bagua with a magic sword in his hand, muttering something.
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 Pan Dou was killed by a time-traveling sacred artifact truck, traveled to a parallel world, and became a seven-year-old primary school student. From then on, he started his naughty career.
 A freshman reported that he was praying for rain at the flag-raising platform, and heavy rain continued for three days and nights, forcing the school to take a three-day holiday.
 On the first day of class, he led a group of friends to catch mice and keep them as pets, which almost scared the class teacher to death.
 On the second day of class, he caught a big python, which scared the teacher and called the police.
 On the third day of class, he caught a crocodile and alerted the fire brigade.
 On Teacher's Day, he even dug out cannonballs from the grove and gave them to the principal as a gift.
 The principal was about to cry but had no tears: "Did you know? He sent the bombs to my office by singing the devilish children's song 'I'm going to blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know'. I almost cried out of fear at that time."
 The SWAT officer exclaimed: "We were fully armed to carry the shells, but he dug them out with his bare hands."
 It was originally thought that digging out cannonballs was Pan Dou's ultimate operation, but as the siren sounded, he dug out corpses, ancient tombs, and ancient humans in the school...
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 Mo Feng traveled through the original god and obtained the Teyvat inventory system, which can inventory all popular nicknames. 
 From then on, no one in Teyvat was spared! 
 [Albedo’s nickname is red-blue phobia. Don’t have red and blue things in front of him at the same time. 】 
 Keli: But I’m red too! 
 [If you don’t believe it, look at it if the Dragon King Ruo Tuo is the ancestor of the Maomao Beast. 】 
 Zhongli: Old friend, calm down! 
 [Cui Ling is afraid that the name of the mushroom is chicken, and he will also hit you with a basketball. 】 
 Kamisato Ayato: Why do I feel an inexplicable headache? 
 [The God of Thunder is a mason who likes to build people into statues of gods. 】 
 film:? 
 [The scattered soldiers are nicknamed Fengxian, also known as the three families...] 
 Skirmisher: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! 
 [Congratulations to Hat Knife* for winning the Strongest Pet Award in Teyvat! 】 
 Ying Mouwan: I am not a human being, but you are real!
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 Lin Ang traveled through American comics and gained heaven-defying enlightenment. He created an innate gene cultivation method before he was born, breaking the shackles of the body and opening up the road to infinite evolution. 
 Coinciding with the outbreak of the Wandag Mountain incident, the Dark Demon God Sissos descended on Blue Star. 
 Lin Ang, like Wanda, received the attention of Sissos. 
 With his heaven-defying understanding, he successfully controlled the power of chaos and created countless heaven-defying abilities. 
 [You observe how the power of chaos operates, you understand it, and create a method of practicing the power of chaos] 
 [You deeply studied Wolverine’s healing factor, you understood it, and created superpowers and instant healing] 
 [You observe Magneto's ability, you understand it, and create superpowers and electromagnetic control] 
 [You analyzed the material composition of Adamantium alloy and vibranium, you understood it, and created superpowers and strong interaction force] 
 ... 
 Wolverine: I would like to call Lin Ang truly immortal! 
 Cyclops: He glared at me, and I almost thought I was going to die! 
 Magneto: Small, my layout is still too small! 
 Professor X: He is the future and hope!
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 When An Liang lamented his bad performance in the college entrance examination, he suddenly found out that he was possessed by the Shenhao system!
 
 From that moment An Liang felt that his life has reached its peak.
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 “People tend to think I’m a good guy just because of a good looking skin. Hehe.”
 His existence is a disaster for all.
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 What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? 
 It’s time to put an end to this war. 
 “If you are invincible, what will happen?”
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 "What if I have a voice that I can do as I please in "The King of Masked Singer" and produce the pinnacle works of Jay Chou, JJ, Deng Ziqi and other great artists in my previous life, how should you respond?" 
 As soon as I traveled through time, I was at the music show. Fortunately, I was rewarded just by writing a diary. 
 Jiang Li: Sure! 
 But soon, he discovered that the goblins in the entertainment industry were very abnormal. 
 Yang Mi: "You read this script and stay up all night?" 
 Nazha: "I'm not a stupid beauty!" 
 Sister Tianxian no longer makes movies. She brings her own food and wants to be the heroine of Jiang Li's TV series. 
 Song Tie wore an enchanting cheongsam and was always hanging around him intentionally or unintentionally. 
 Each one of them was so proactive that it scared him. 
 【Ding! Reward Diamond Kidney] 
 Seeing the timely reward, Jiang Li's frown instantly relaxed. 
 This is normal.
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 Ye Fei traveled through the parallel time and space in the integration of several urban male novel and Internet texts.
 
 He is a super rich and handsome, but he is also the common villain in these books!
 
 What?&nbsp;Can you get rewards for plundering the protagonist’s luck and chance?
 
 Plunder the protagonist’s chance and get god-level medical skills!
 
 Plunder the protagonist’s luck and get god-level martial arts skills!
 
 Everything about the protagonist is mine!
 
 With his familiarity with the plot in the book, Ye Fei seized the opportunity step by step and started the counterattack!
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 Programmer Song Wenwen modified a bug in Lei Yutian, but was struck by lightning, and traveled to the blue star where the people awakened their abilities.
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 Because of his damaged fate, he couldn't awaken his abilities, but found that he had merged with a computer.
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 [Copy] skill, can infinitely copy elemental stones, treasures, treasures of heaven and earth;
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 【Cut】skills, can be used from a long distance with empty hands, and it is hard to find ghosts;
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 [Virus killing] can eliminate toxins, and a hundred poisons will not invade;
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 【Garbage Cleaning】It can discharge impurities and wash the essence;
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 【Word】Enlarge and bold, color fill, random size;
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 [ppt]Space scene switching, establishment of hyperlinks, and space transfer;
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 【Penguin Chat】Chat in the air, transfer items, raise pets;
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 [Roll, Roll] Build a secret realm and summon heroes.
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 Song Wenwen: My name is Song Wenwen, and I am not soft on anyone... My wish is world peace.
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 Locan, who was famous as an SSS ranker on “The Lord”.
 
 The day I fell into a trap, I came back to the past!
 
 “Wait for me. I’ll chew you up, whether you’re a ranker or an army!””
 
 Lokan’s play to become an absolute begins based on his knowledge of the future and extreme control.
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 One day, the alien world came to Blue Star, and each country randomly selected one person to enter the alien world, bound with the national destiny.
 All the gains in another world can be embodied in the people of this country, but once the player dies, a terrible disaster will break out in the country!
 Another world has endless resources and endless possibilities!
 Only one civilization can become a god-level civilization!
 Global Live!
 Each player can randomly awaken a talent!
 Lighthouse Country player: “Hahaha, I have awakened the Iron Man, I am invincible!”
 The Baixiangguo contestant said triumphantly: “I can transform into an elephant person, and my strength is infinite!”
 Foot pot chicken contestant: “My saliva is highly poisonous, Gudong!”
 ……
 Players from all over the world were triumphant, while Chen Pingan, who represented the Dragon Kingdom, silently supported his glasses, stood in front of a towering tree, and raised his fist!
 If you want to be rich, you must first roll a tree!
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