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 The amount of information was a bit large for a while, so scared that the melon seeds and peanuts in Gu Wei's hands fell to the ground.
 "Look how excited the child is." Luo Chenxuan said, "Leave it, I'll clean it up for you later."
 Gu Wei stared at the three messages on WeChat, hesitated, and chose Chi Yunkai first.
 [If you love me, please give me money]: Mooncake, you mean, the primary school students didn't add me?
 [Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: Yes, probably not. His avatar is a pot of cactus.
 [Shou De Yun Kai See Moon Cake]: When I think of it, the name is "time will never return".
 [Shou De Yun Kai Jian Moon Cake]: [Business Card]
 [Love me please give me money]:…
 Gu Wei: “…”
 Good-natured like Gu Wei, and at this moment, he is not angry at all—
 Chi Yunkai tube a pot of cactus called a childish avatar?
 Where did Chi Yunkai hook up with this old cadre style pupil.
 The time to return him/mother is gone forever.
 Click on the circle of friends, and the signature is still the words "Billing the Yangtze River to the East".
 Where did Chi Yunkai find such a vicissitudes of life?
 It's actually my own rapper that is wild.
 Gu Wei rubbed his eyes and continued to think.
 The problem now is that the cactus did not come, but Pikachu came and chatted with him enthusiastically all night.
 Question: Who is Pikachu?
 Who did he sell the caring service for a night, and also called the baby.
 He now has a vague premonition.
 It is necessary for Gu Wei to know who he called the little baby.
 Gu Wei quit the chat with Chi Yunkai and clicked on his dad's.
 [Love me please give me money]: heavy heart.jpg.
 [If you love me please give me money]: Dad, send me the WeChat business card of the engagement partner you mentioned so I can take a look.
 [Gu Cai]: Huh?
 [Gu Cai]: Let me ask you Aunt Song.
 [Gu Cai]: [business card]
 Gu Wei: “…”
 On the WeChat business card sent by his father, there is a bright picture of Pikachu with four characters next to it, one hundred thousand volts.
 Gu Wei feels that he may not be far from dying.
 If it was said that he was not adding a primary school student, but the engagement partner who jumped out of a crack in the stone, what the **** were they talking about that night?
 Gu Wei wants to cry but has no tears.
 [Please give me money if you love me]: Didn't I ask you to refund it?
 [Gu Cai]: When did you say that?
 The drunk can't remember.
 [If you love me, please give me money]: Forget it, tell me his name.
 Gu Wei decided to quickly apologize to everyone.
 [Gu Cai]; Hey, I remember this time.
 
 [Gu Cai]; What's the matter with you, you are on the hot search with others without even knowing their name. I just heard from Aunt Song that the two of you are on the hot search together.
 [Gu Cai]: Well, is Jiang Xun a nice person?
 [Gu Cai]: What about people?
 [Gu Cai]: You kid, why have you disappeared while chatting.
 Gu Wei: “…”
 Gu Wei: “…”
 What the hell?
 Jiang Xun?
 It was Jiang Xun who he called Little Baby?
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 Gu Wei, the popular yet controversial lead dancer of boy band T.ATW.
 Jiang Xun, a god-tier professional esports player.
 One day, after a certain variety show aired, these complete strangers became a trending topic together.
 Gu Wei’s Anti-Fans: Do these two have anything to do with each other? Gu Wei is absolutely shameless. He’ll try to leech fame off anything that moves, even esports legends. Ignore him, ignore him!
 Fans of Jiang Xun’s Technique: If our God Xun wanted to, he could buy this whole country. If he’s playing around with some nameless celeb, he’ll just play until he gets bored and moves on.
 But before long, an unexpectedly heated controversy sparked around the two:
 Jiang Xun slacks off during a livestream to promote a celebrity!
 Jiang Xun’s little brother Jiang Ying says he’s being forced to defend his nemesis Gu Wei against anti-fans!
 Gu Wei, Jiang Xun… a shocking affair?!
 Netizens: ???
 The two do have talks of an engagement brewing between them, but it wasn’t Jiang Xun who Gu Wei fell for first… it was Jiang Xun’s reaction memes.
 When Jiang Xun first met Gu Wei, he came away with the impression that Gu Wei was his diehard fan. He never would have imagined Gu Wei was only a fan of his memes.
 Gu Wei: Ge… I think your reaction memes are better looking than you.
 Jiang Xun: Little Gu, you’re a little rebel, aren’t you?
 Then, affection gradually began to grow between the two. Gu Wei finally mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to Jiang Xun.
 Gu Wei: Jiang Xun, I think I’ve started to ship us.
 Jiang Xun, fiercely: You’re late. I’ve already become your stan.
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 Ordinary youth Tao Ran was systematically bound to save the vicious female partner in the novel world, her original idea was to complete the task and bring money home. Later, during the mission, he slowly came into contact with the vicious female partner. He found that no one was born vicious, and the so-called vicious female partner also had a distressing side.
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 Xiao Qing makes a solemn vow in front of her good friends. If she gets married, it will not be with some hot stock with momentum just to rise rapidly. Rising so quickly will certainly not last long. 
 Neither will she marry an unpopular stock that has been falling. If you wait until all hair on your head had become white but still you have not risen, you will find that you have no qualms to jump from the top of a building.
 Better to wait to find a potential stock with good and bright future prospects. However, it is very difficult to find a potential stock, so Xiao Qing has no qualms about wandering the world, marriage completely out of mind.
 One day, she meets a potential stock who suddenly says he wants to marry her.
 Xiao Qing says that marriage is just like dying. “I am still too young, I do not want to sleep in a tomb this early.”
 The potential stock says, “A person ultimately has to die once. Early demise, early reincarnation.”
 In short, this is an out of line woman meeting a belly black (fu hei) male, an inevitable clash between opposing factions and an accident arising from many causes… first comes marriage then the love story.
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 When he woke up, Bruce found that he became an American agent.earning tens of thousands of dollars a month, enjoying all kinds of benefits, having the right and money, and having fun, but when he had not had time to be happy, Bruce found that he is actually in Marvel world.
 Yes, that’s right, he is in the Marvel Parallel Universe. That Thanos snapping the fingers will kill half the people in the world.
 Just when Bruce was desperate, suddenly get a super download system, can download other people’s abilities.
 Download the top agent’s fighting skills.
 Download Hulk’s invincible body.
 Download Iron Man’s latest Mark Battle Armor and inventing ability.
 Download Captain America’s Super Soldier Serum.
 Download unlimited gems?
 Download the udder of the black widow? …….
 This is too shameless!
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 Little Red Riding Hood is ill and has only one more month to live, so she decides to live in a hospice. The attitude of the staff here is very unsatisfactory.
 “What kind of service attitude do you have here?” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
 “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about our attitude?” The Dean.
 “What happened to serving the dying people? I spent the money, and I demand the best service from you.” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
 “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about the serving?” The Dean.
 “Can you stop repeating about me dying here and there? Believe it or not, I will complain about you.” Little Red Riding Hood was furious.
 “You are a dying person with such a narrow mind.” The Dean.
 Little Red Riding Hood cried in anger~~~~
 “Congratulations, you have been accepted into our company.” The Dean
 Underworld Group’s The Honoring Life branch welcomes you.
 What Fortune 500, our headquarters is the underworld…
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 The heroine is sick, she is dying, and is admitted to a hospice.
 The dean of the hospice handed the heroine a contract and said, “Come on, sign this and this man is yours.”
 The heroine signed it. Anyway, I’m dying, so I don’t care about doing anything.
 The male protagonist is also sick, and due to the sickness always wants to commit suicide.
 Male protagonist: Why every time I commit suicide, there is always a woman to seduce me.
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 He was born again. This is not terrible. It is not terrible to cross the world where mutant bugs run around. 
 The point is … he regenerated a panda, and also obtained a moe selling system. A panda’s heart collapsed, and his life was gone. He obviously broke the table, but he had to upgrade by selling moe! 
 People all over the world are excited! The marshal’s companion beast’s combat effectiveness is invincible, and all the peculiar mutated insects will be killed by one claw! 
 What’s more … it’s so cute. 
 The rumor said that the panda was holding the Grand Marshal’s leg slowly and slowly, and showed the Marshal with the barely visible wound on his paw, grieving, “It hurts, I’m injured.” 
 【Ding! Congratulations on the success of the host selling moe, get three points selling moe value. 】 
 The Field Marshal is expressionless, and a panda that can blow a group of insects with a single punch can do nothing good. 
 Who knows that the panda looked up and asked with poor eyes, what taste does bamboo have today?
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 Her best friend turned into her younger sister, destroyed her appearance, broke her legs, snatched her powerful fiancé, and designed to kill her mother. Unsatisfied, she locked her up in a mental asylum to be tortured until death! 
 Yun Hua returned to 13 years of age with hatred. This time, the debt of blood would be paid in blood. 
 Oppress the poisonous sister, beat up the scumbag fiancé, become the top student, become a scholarly expert, become a manhua artist. In the end, she became the chief anchorwoman on the largest global broadcast… 
 With one careless mistake, she accidentally took the gold medal during the Olympic swimming competition. The entire country cheered for the champion without knowing that she had no such intentions… 
 But all along the way, that unapproachable man protected her from nearby. 
 He spoke: For you, I would block deities. For you, I would fight gods. For you, I would kill Buddha! 
 He spoke again: If you don’t leave me, I won’t give you up either. I would rather turn my back on the world than slight my darling.
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 A metaphysical master Gong Qingyao never dreamed that one day she would be transmigrated into two thousand years later.
 After transmigration, Gong Qingyao has two goals in life.
 1. Make good use of her metaphysical skills.
 2. Acting well.
 But what did this person who has been following her want?
 Qin Ze: “Me? I’m your third life goal.”
 During a press conference.
 Reporter A: “I heard that you can participate in this reality show because of unspoken rules?”
 Gong Qingyao glanced at the reporter. Her husband and wife palace has collapsed. Her eyebrows were sunken and there was a black air: “Your husband cheated, if you go home now, you can still catch him.”
 Reporter B: “According to insider, your scene in the middle and late stages of this show has increased because you have a close relationship with the director.”
 Gong Qingyao glanced at this other reporter.
 A person’s parents’ house was on the forehead. Looking at this reporter parents’ house, his left forehead was narrow and collapsed, indicating that his father has passed away, while his right forehead was also sinking and darkly stagnant: “Your mother is sick and it is life-threatening. You are recommended to return quickly.”
 The reporters took a step back in silence.
 Gong Qingyao: “Are there any more questions?”
 Reporters: “…” No, no.
 “Did you find out? Any products with commercials or endorsements by Gong Qingyao will be sold out!”
 “What’s this! Anyone who has partnered with Gong Qingyao will call her ‘Sister Yao’, even the best actor is no exception!”
 “Well, Gong Qingyao doesn’t seem to have any anti fans, even if there are, they will turn into fans within a month.”
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 There is a very strange restaurant in the City of Sin.
 Elves and dwarves must share a table, orcs are strangely well behaved, dragons are only welcomed on the small square in front of the restaurant, and the demons must bring their own stool.
 This strange restaurant with their strange rules continuous to attract a long line of customers.
 “This place serves the best food! The chef of this restaurant is a genius!” Some of the guests in the restaurant left glowing reviews. But these guests have a word of warning for other guests, “No matter what you do, never, never attempt to kidnap the boss or try to ‘eat and run’. You will die.”
 A cute little girl stood near the door, and demanded in her tiny voice, “You have eaten the food, now pay up, or I will beat you to death.” The five-meter tall dragon suddenly felt a chill running up its spine.
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 A story of a young Musashi who is fused with memories from other worlds and slowly grows up.
 Musashi: Aber-snake, swing slowly, you are a lucky snake, not an electric fan, eh, why doesn’t it move anymore, continuity, uninterrupted, you know.
 Just like this, meow~o( =∩ω∩= )m.
 Aber Snake (￣□￣｜｜): Bars (isn’t it good for you to catch meows directly)
 Musashi: Isn’t this in the start-up period without excess funds to raise a cat. Do you want to deduct your ration?
 Aber Snake: Buzz (I’ll do it)
 Musashi: Shaking his head, it’s apt~
 Guest: Musashi is teasing Abai Snake again, but it looks really interesting. Let’s have a bowl of chicken soup and char siu noodles.
 Musashi: Okay, please sit down, mom~ a bowl of char siu noodles in chicken broth~!
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 When Su Yaya awakened, she found herself in a novel world as the CEO’s Substitute Wife–-a mere cannon fodder. Knowing that divorce and a tragic ending was awaiting her once her look-alike, the President’s first love returns, Su Yaya only trusted one thing: Money. 
 She curried favor with her husband each day, saved up resources, and served him as a faithful wife. It was better to leave a good impression on him before separation so she could avoid her death flags. 
 The overbearing President was very satisfied with her and personally gave her his platinum card: “Take it and buy anything you’d like!” Su Yaya happily accepted. Of course she would take advantage of his pampering before the female protagonist appears! 
 As the CEO unexpectedly falls deeper despite this transactional relationship, he never imagined that his wife would one day disappear from his side.
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 "Yes, I am a 'vase'!
 With good looks, why rely on talent? With shortcuts, why take the long way?
 Acting, spending money, enjoying life."Author's Other NovelsThe Greatest ShowmanKing of StageSuperstarMovie MasterGreat Artist
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 Xia Yao’s self-awareness awakened and she found out she was only a vicious female character with reduced wisdom created by an author.
 The heroine of the novel was the gentle, kind, and considerate fake daughter who had been adopted after Xia Yao’s disappearance. After being lost for a decade, the true daughter returned to her biological family but unlike what she had dreamed of, the parents weren’t home and the brother favored the fake daughter, ignoring Xia Yao.
 In the novel, everybody liked the fake daughter and three young men fell in love with her, while the true daughter was eaten by jealousy and driven to insanity. And in order to harm the fake daughter, she had stumbled and fallen to her death. 
 But now~
 Xia Yao: IQ is finally online, goodbye dog protagonists, I just want to learn!
 One day, she took her sister to viciously surround the heroine in the restrooms. After leaking the news, the three men of the fake daughter rushed to the scene. They kicked the door open and…
 “Everything is wrong! Are you worthy of your parents or the teacher’s careful lectures?”
 They saw the girl sitting on the sink, her palm smashing on the mirror and a severe expression on her face. Around her, mathematical formulas were written all over the glass.
 The fake daughter’s eyes were full of tears: “Woooo~ I’m sorry, I am not worthy….”
 Male Lead 1: “Xia Yao, it’s so late, let’s go home.
 Male Lead 2: “Xia Yao, you didn’t even call me for the private tutoring session!”
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